Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[_Ro_]

Sunrise is a plowhorse, not a plowhouse.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ is about to get plowed under.

[Docthings]

Sunrise gets a sudden urge to kick a baby whenever they are near one.

Edited July 15, 2021 by Docthings

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Do things was kicked by a sunrise lookalike when they were a baby

[_Ro_]

Corvik was a professional Sunrise impersonator when Docthings was a baby.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being too low to the ground to kick.

[_Ro_]

Banned for being in the wrong thread.

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ gives her dragons the names of flavors for undisclosed reasons. 🍽️

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a bad habit of leaving their downstairs window open at night.

[_Ro_]

Doc has a habit of checking if people have left their downstairs windows open so he can watch them sleep.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

6 hours ago, Docthings said:

Long_Before_Sunrise has a bad habit of leaving their downstairs window open at night.

The Ringcam doesn't show the window.

 

_Ro_ thinks I sleep at night.

[Docthings]

Sunrise thinks that the creaking in their attic is made by rodents.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings is disturbing my bat colony!

[Docthings]

Sunrise is cultivating a very impressive vampire army in their attic.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings is an illegal extraterrestrial alien with forged passports.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is wanted in Antarctica for arson

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik is failing basic electronic programming and is at the mercy of the Smartfridge.

[subwoofer]

Sunrise is secretly a Smartfridge.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm aiming to be a rathorn, thank you.

 

subwoofer wishes they were a binder clip again.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise doesn't know what a binder clip is

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik uses binder clips to style thier feathers.

And the Smartfridge keeps identifying them as an intruder.

 

Edited July 18, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise set their mane on fire purposefully so they wouldn't have to groom it every morning before work.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This is supposed to be baseless lies. It's true I suck at fixing my hair.

 

Lovecats is responsible for the declining frog population.

[Docthings]

And Sunrise's hair is responsible for the Australian bushfires.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The leafblower was a mistake even if it did make my hair gleam and flow.

 

Docthings has been stealing Artic icebergs.