Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Lagie]

Shhh.

 

Long_Before_Sunrise dances the Crane Dance every morning at sunrise.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Only Lagie knows for sure why the cheese stands alone.

[Lagie]

Very   true! (Both described.)

 

Long_Before_Sunrise is the farmer's wife.

[Lovecats]

Lagie knows the secrets to the best casserole imaginable.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats only listens to panpipe music.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise pressure washes the driveway every morning.

[catstaff]

Lagie is secretly taking bagpipe lessons.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff uses her cats to hunt leprechauns in field of shamrocks. 

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise eats breakfast at McDonald's every single day.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie blamed me for stealing that dragon's gold. Then she embellished the story...

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise stole all the Easter Bunny's eggs, before the poor bunny had a chance to hide them.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie is turning off the sun tomorrow to change the bulb.

[Lunastar_13]

Long_Before_Sunrise cries every morning in their room and cries themself to sleep every night for no actual reason.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lunastar_13 has cameras installed in my bedroom.again.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is related to The Meep.

[Lunastar_13]

Lagie is the one that caused the total solar eclipse that I watched. 

[Lagie]

But of course.

Lunastar_13 has bright pink hair on the left and purple on the right.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie is helping me pinpoint Lunastar_13's exact location.

[Lunastar_13]

Long_Before_Sunrise is in my time machine, pressing buttons. Those buttons bring them to Germany 1942.

[DestinysTango]

LunaStar_13 likes lemon on their pizza

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

DestinysTango is a cartoon character who has escaped into our reality.

[Trebonth]

Long_Before_Sunrise is creating Equestria in America.

[Lagie]

Trebonth has a square head like the LEGO Minecraft figures.

[Shinorin]

Lagie liikes kidnapping kids with square heads like Trebonth

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Shinorin tricked me into breeding hybrid eggs just before a release weekend.