Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is planning world domination via breadroll

[Lovecats]

SomeRandomCorviknight is planning world domination via taxi market monopolisation (and its going well, so far.)

[Docthings]

Lovecats is a rebel arsonist.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings resents the competition in world dominance.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise secretly doesn't like breadrolls.

[Lovecats]

_Ro_ secretly is not a breadroll.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If your taxi driver is a penguin/flamingo hybrid, you're in a 99Taxi and need to bail out.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise has Phoenicopterus

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik isn't allowed to eat Cocoa Puffs due to its link to mental illness.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for making lose half of my remaining 6 braincells with... whatever that add was

[Lovecats]

Corvi secretly provides all their Corviknights Taxi workers with a supply of Cocoa Puffs to ensure a 'flawless service.'

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for posing as Corvik and causing traffic laws to be suspended.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Banned for assuming my taxi services would actually cause traffic jams. All our cars are equipped with wings, just-in-casee

[Joblerone]

SomeRandomCorviknight caused the big bang, which has widely been regarded as a bad move

[subwoofer]

Joblerone hates taxis of all kinds and refuses to go into one.

[Lovecats]

subwoofer is keeping that Indigo Lunar Herald captive in their signature, only giving them a small window to see and breath out of.

[Docthings]

Lovecats enjoys breaking into people's homes to disable their fire alarms.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings provided the alarm codes.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise ate the cookies ://

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Of course, I did. They were right there.

 

Corvik's taxis are actually peddle cars.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise selled peddle cars as a young Long_Before, so they didn't have to google what they were

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik was born rich and doesn't realize non-battery operated ride-on toys exist.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise has never ridden a bike.

[Docthings]

Corvik sometimes runs over pedestrians with their taxi and just drives off.

[_Ro_]

Docthings treats many patients who are involved in mysterious pedal-taxi hit and runs.

Edited July 23, 2021 by _Ro_