Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Docthings]

Well I'm not about to let stray cats starve, am I?

 

Long_Before_Sunrise enjoys watching bees struggle in pools.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That's what pinecones are for.

 

Docthings comes from the The Drowning Empire universe.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise knows who took the bite out of all the footballs in 3rd grade

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You'll never prove it!

 

SomeRandomCorviknight whistles while they work.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise never works

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight would know, because they spend their time,watching me not work.

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise has many clones who do the work for them so they can sloth around.

[_Ro_]

2 hours ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

Sunrise knows who took the bite out of all the footballs in 3rd grade

Your schools had that too? I thought maybe ours was just full of wierd foam-ball eaters or something.

 

Docthings has a doctorate in cathamsterloaf anatomy.

[Docthings]

I thought these were supposed to be lies.

 

Roseora secretly loves humans more than hamsters.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings secretly prefers the company of people under anaesthesia.

[Docthings]

I prefer a silent crowd.

 

Long_Before_Sunrise spiked the kids' table punch at their last family reunion.

[_Ro_]

Docthings, the catloaf, doesn't like to be booped.

[Docthings]

Roseora, the hamsterloaf, enjoys being put in the oven.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

11 hours ago, Docthings said:

I prefer a silent crowd.

 

Long_Before_Sunrise spiked the kids' table punch at their last family reunion.

I also prefer quiet.

 

Docthings put laxatives in the cheesecake. 🍰

[Docthings]

And you're welcome for that.

 

Long_Before_Sunrise runs an illegal Pipio Pygmy fighting ring.

[_Ro_]

Docthings is actually a hamsterloaf disguised as a catloaf.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for being striped instead of spotted.

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise once had a hamsterloaf. Key word is had, as no one knows what happened to it..

[_Ro_]

Docthings likes to play with his food.

 

(And wow, Sunrise, that stripe-ist. I'm very very offended.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You're a cat pretending to be a hamster to lure in prey!

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise captured me to allow her to get more posts then me

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This is supposed to baseless lies. 

 

I'm totally not holding SomeRandomCorviknight hostage. They're delusional.

 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

I am not currently in Sunrise's cupboard, my location status is a lie.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You should know SomeRandomCorviknight is telling the truth.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise is actually keeping Corvik in the basement. I'm calling the cops.