Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

O.O

 

Lovecats' presence is announced by sirens and alarms going off. 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is a shapeshifter, that’s why her pfp keeps changing

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight has been talking to your assigned FBI agent.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise accidentally got bitten by a vampire dragon when they were a young egg.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It wasn't an accident. It was a hit put out by Lovecat's family.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise works for ASIS

[Lovecats]

SomeRrandomCorviknight is not actually a corvid, nor do they own a taxi service.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lovecats is my one competitor, who is trying to spread false rumors about me in order to gain more customers for 99Taxi

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No one trusts either Lovecats' or RandomCovi's taxi service. There's just a smaller chance of being found buried in a field with RandomCovi.

That kinda matters to some people.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is the corpse i buried in a field re-animated, and come the start doomsday.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight is responsible for that scent of death in the wind.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is plotting the end of the world.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lagie is 3 mint dragons in a trenchcoat

Edited July 3, 2021 by SomeRandomCorviknight

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I used your tail feathers to dust while you were asleep and put them back without you noticing.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise has a dust allergy

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This is supposed to be baseless lies.

 

SomeRandomCorviknight flies face first into utility poles at night.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise isn't super awesome.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Roseora turns into a hamster every first Tuesday of the mnth.

[Lovecats]

On 7/3/2021 at 3:13 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

No one trusts either Lovecats' or RandomCovi's taxi service. There's just a smaller chance of being found buried in a field with RandomCovi.

That kinda matters to some people.

 

99Taxi all the way! 😏 Just don't forget to sign the 24,000 page customer policy agreement which removes all responsibility of 99Taxi corp for your safety and well-being so we can get this show on the road!

 

Long_Before_Sunrise prefers to dispose of their batteries by quantum heatblast, rather than use the appropriate recycling facilities in their local area.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hey, don't criticize. I can do it from home.

 

Lovecats steals the recycling containers full of batteries and resells them.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise invented the I Am Rich app.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight invented The Good Trees To Hide Behind Or In app.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise frequents r/breadstapledtotrees

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Wrong. It's grilled cheese sandwiches stapled to trees. Use enough staples and the squirrels are hilariously frustrated.

 

Roseora is the Elmyra Duff of hamster owners.

[Joblerone]

Long_Before_Sunrise lives in Australia

Edited July 8, 2021 by shinys-mind-palace
lied about the wrong person