Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Lagie]

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Lovecats has several moldy hot dogs lurking in their bedroom closet.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lagie refuses to fix their wifi, that’s why they are so laggy

Lagie refuses to fix their wifi, that’s why they are so laggy

(while I’m here, what gender r u lagie?)

[Lagie]

SomeRandom likes to line bottles of lager up on their back wall and throw crabapples at them.

(Female.)

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lagie actually DOES that, and she's projecting. That's why she knows what the <bleep> a lager is

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Somerandomcorviknight was turned into a vampire before they were physically mature and is stuck mentally and emotionally at their current age repeating that phase forever. 

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise uses their old-fashioned land line phone to make prank phone calls to unsuspecting people. "Is your refrigerator running?"

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lagie hates brownies, and is allergic to them. Thats why she gives them all away.

[Lagie]

(Shh. Don't tell all my secrets. )

 

SomeRandomCorviknight lives in a large hollowed out turnip at the far end of the yard.

[Lovecats]

Lagie planted that turnip, who lives in an even larger hollowed out turnip after taking advantage of the hollowed-out turnip market when it was still fresh and affordable. 😥

[Lagie]

Affordable being the key to that! The turnip market skyrocketed shortly thereafter as Lovecats bought up all the turnips and started a monopoly.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie always wins at Monopoly.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is the inventor of the new upcoming crypto currency, Owocoin 

[Lagie]

SomeRandomCorviknight has wings and has to wear bulky shirts so as to hide them when out in public.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie owns a Leisure Suit Larry collection.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise enjoys eating lightbulbs in her spare time

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Somerandomcorviknight steals and then sells the stolen lightbulbs.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is a citizen of Las Nevadas 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight plans to move Florida and wedge it between Alabama and Louisiana and declare all three one state: Florabamana.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Long_Before_Sunrise lives in the sun,

hence Long_Before_Sunrise

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight turned their Red Firegem into this.

 

 

Spoiler

 

Edited June 27, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

That’s the pair of shoes Sunrise is wearing right now.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight lied about clicking my heels three time would teleport me home.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is the person who’d do those “Portal To The Aether Dimention No Mods 😱” in 2015

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight would meme us all to death if they could.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise is not actually that long. Short_Before_Sunrise makes a lot more sense