Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Docthings]

_Ro_ was one of those patients.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

My To-Read list got too long so I hired Docthings to transfer the information in those books directly to my brain electronically without me having to read them all. 

I think Docthings gave me the wrong booklist. 

[Docthings]

Yeah sorry that was my booklist. At least you now know how to commit the perfect murder.

 

Sunrise will definitely use that information to make me disappear off the face of the earth for giving them the wrong booklist.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Doc can shapeshift between a catloaf and an anime character

Edited July 24, 2021 by SomeRandomCorviknight

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'll spare Docthings if they upload MY booklist to my brain.

I'll only spare Corvik if the cheesecakes keep coming... otherwise it's the spiderhorse scene from the Grimm Brothers movie...

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise's favourite hobby is kicking cats.

[Docthings]

3 hours ago, SomeRandomCorviknight said:

Doc can shapeshift between a catloaf and an anime character

Whenever I'm in trouble with the police I transform into a catloaf until all the fuss dies down. It's quite a handy superpower.

 

Corvik overcharges for taxi rides quite often. It's really alarming.

Edited July 24, 2021 by Docthings

[_Ro_]

Docthings didn't realise $500 was overprices for a 5 minute ride until a week later.

[Docthings]

_Ro_ saw me get ripped-off and never said a word.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings should have realized by now that _Ro_ is helping Corvik laundry money.

[Docthings]

Sunrise has been building a case against Corvik's laundering scheme for years.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings is jealous of my job security

[Docthings]

I really am, yes.

 

And Sunrise is jealous of my surgical abilities.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I don't understand why there isn't a bigger market for surgical instruments made to fit hooves. Have we learned nothing from MLP:FiM?

 

Docthings mourns that World's Fairs are no longer public showcases for medical breakthroughs. 

[Docthings]

2 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

 

Docthings mourns that World's Fairs are no longer public showcases for medical breakthroughs. 

Why oh why did you have to rehash old scars?

 

Sunrise thinks it's funny to bring up things from the past that caused me pain.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We have no proof that Docthings isn't H. H. Holmes.

[_Ro_]

We have no proof Sunrise isn't either.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ has tried necromancy on past hamsters.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise is the result of one of my necromancy experiments.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Pronunciation is very important in magick.

 

_Ro_ rolls her Rs.

[_Ro_]

(magic*    sorry,  in wicca magick with a K is used to differentiate the real thing from the tv/fantasy version. )

 

Sunrise pretends to have a french accent to hide their R rolling compulsion.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Ro is a clone who hid the original in their closet.

[Lovecats]

SomeRandomCorviknight's taxi service is fully run by clones of themselves, making it the most nepotistic taxi service in the world.

[_Ro_]

Lovecats got rejected after a perfect job interview simply for not being a corviknight.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ was there also attempting to infiltrate.