Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Roseora is afraid to talk to the actual cops, because the Frankenstein's hamster Army is...shall we say, not odorless?

[Docthings]

Long_Before_Sunrise calls the cops on Roseora just to scare her and put her hard work in jeopardy.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings doesn't want to talk to cops, either, because "reasons."

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise is afraid to call the cops, knowing full well that they will see behind their disguise and discover that they are, in fact, a Sunsong dragon.

[Docthings]

Lovecats is an undercover cop and is trying to take the entire Frankenstein Hamster Army down.

[_Ro_]

Docthings is lying about me raising a hamster army.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ has big secrets to hide.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise is a cop

[Docthings]

_Ro_ payed me a pretty sum to hide all of their hamster army until all the fuss dies down.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings has Area 51 access.

[_Ro_]

Sunrise doesn't know the hamster army is hiding out at area 51.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

_Ro_ is actually a new person, who also likes hamsters and has a cat loaf pfp coincidentally 

[_Ro_]

Corvik is actually a new person with an identical name, signiture, pfp etc too.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

_Ro_ had a best friend called Corvik in their past life, who looked exactly like me but with the metaphorical space in between the k and the n rather then the I and the k, and they are confusing me with them

[Docthings]

SomeRandomCorviknight is a clone that I cooked up at Area 51.

[_Ro_]

Doc things is bad at cooking up clones which is why they aern't quite identical.

[Docthings]

_Ro_ for some reason believes that I won't cook up a clone of them as well. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The clone wasn't recognizable as _Ro_.

Try harder.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is the original, we are all just slightly altered clones of her.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Yes, you should all be disappointed in yourselves, but the good news is you have an tough Irish liver. The bad news is Corvik isn't above doing some transporting of blackmarket 'donated' organs, so maybe avoid bathtubs.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise assassinates people via toaster and uses my services to ship them to Cathulu

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik tried to sell me to do the work of a plowhorse.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is secretly a plowhouse who learnt how to use a phone.

[Docthings]

Corvik throws the wildest gender reveal parties.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings hasn't realized they're paying for them yet.