Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[HangeZoe]

I’m wondering who the heck Gravy is! 
 

Sunrise thinks cats taste like paste

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I said pâté, not paste.

 

Gavvvy thinks I'm harmless.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

@Long_Before_Sunrise Is actually the secret leader no one knows the identity of a cult worshipping bingus

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight's tail feathers are sadly unmaintained.

[HangeZoe]

Uh, no you didn’t. As I recall, you said cats taste like paste. 
 

Sunrise hates calling me Gavvvy (I also hate it)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gravy is right. Gravy is always right.

[HangeZoe]

Stop calling my gravy!

 

Sunrise hates all dragons alike 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I might as well. Your gravy still hasn't arrived yet. It's not very responsive. 

 

Gavin doesn't know the scientific meaning of g-force. He got the name from a cartoon.

 

[HangeZoe]

I don’t know what that cartoon would be but ok

 

Where sunrise lives, it’s always dusk

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gavvv24 is a danger to himself and others when given access to welding equipment.

Or any power tools, really.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise has chronic meowing condition, where she meows at everyone 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight once lured Godzilla out of Tokyo and back into the ocean with an amphibious vehicle pulling a pantoon trailer with a giant marshmellow on it.

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise is the reason it’s all foggy and gross out today. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Wait. I thought this was the baseless lies thread.

 

Gavvvy24 has a theory that the right application of nuclear energy will damage the space-time continuum and let Jurassic dinosaurs enter our time. Check his search history.

[HangeZoe]

How did you know that I’m secretly doctor Malcolm behind the screen? I’ve always wanted to run my own dinosaur park. 
 

Sunrise is actually a sunset 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gavvv24 knows too much for his own good.

 

Spoiler

 

Edited May 6, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

sunrise wanted to be Long_After_Sunrise, but at the time she signed up that name was taken

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

SomeRandomCorviknight is a terrible taxi and has no sense of direction. You ask to be taken to the coast and they take you to the Xeno Casino.

[HangeZoe]

Long before sunrise would rather live in the Stacks then her current place

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

That seems pretty cool, except for the excess of people, but then who wants to weld all those catwalks by themselves?

 

Gaavy24's hair slips off his body when he's asleep and goes wandering.

 

 

[HangeZoe]

Long before sunrise is a bad human being. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You thought your hair looked like that just from moving in your sleep? Nuh uh.

 

Gavvvy24 aspires to be a villian, but his cyborg constructs are being difficult. That whole mind of their own thing again.

 

Spoiler

 

Edited May 7, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

1 hour ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

  Reveal hidden contents

 

 

Hey, is that a picture of my uncle?

 

Long_Before_Sunrise went through an untold number of illegal networks and people to get a picture of Johnny Silverpaws.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

lovecats99 is a tattletale.

[Lagie]

Long_Before_Sunrise is a moonglow drake in disguise.