Insane in the Main Cave - Dragon Cave Fancomic

[sapphiredragon73]

missed it, but hey, its really good!

[goldhorseshoes70]

I haven't seen this,but iam sort of inactive!

I woz reading it... It's very insane ^^

[CrypticAsterisk]

Hey look, it's Sunday!

*camps*

[Zovesta]

Haha, thanks a lot, guys! ^^ Awesome to hear from new readers, too.

 

Again, no redone comic, but, hey, I got this one done, at least.

 

 

So I was going to do a Christmas special but I don't have enough time with my family as is. And the pictures were just becoming crappier and crappier. So here's the script instead.

 

The 12 Days of Christmas

Panel one

On the first day of Christmas, Dust Storm got a red herb tree.

*Dust Storm in a room with a red herb on a table, running off screaming*

 

Panel two

On the second day of Christmas, Kai got two "the birds".

*Kai drinking from water, two dragons in distance giving Kai the middle finger*

Kai: What did I do...?

 

Panel three

On the third day of Christmas, St. ATG saved two bird brains.

*St. ATG pulling a mint dragon's leg out of an oven*

St. ATG: How did you get your foot in the oven?

Mint: I have two friends that need help, too.

 

Panel four

On the fourth day of Christmas, Drache got attacked by four angry ex-girlfriends.

*Drache and Drago surrounded by a silver, a mint, a red, and a harvest dragon*

Drago: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Drache: Ex-girlfriends? It was a one-night stand!

Harvest: Yeah, but make sure you take the damn egg the next time!

 

Panel five

On the fifth day of Christmas, Drago got five eggs.

*Drache completely mangled, chunks taken out of him, eye dangling, passed out in a pool of his own blood while Drago hoards eggs*

Drago: Thanks! Come back any time! And thanks for the extra egg! Now for some Asprin...

 

Panel six

On the sixth day of Christmas, Heilung got six new patients.

*Heilung whacking a shallow water dragon over the head with her staff*

Heilung: You're my new patient.

 

Panel seven

On the seventh day of Christmas, that vampire dragon made seven new Edward Cullen dragons.

*That vampire dragon standing in front of seven dragons with oversized lips, stupid hair, and overly-dark eyebrows as they sparkle*

 

Panel eight

On the eighth day of Christmas, St. ATG saved eight villages - or not.

*St. ATG standing on a boulder, people dying and corpses around her*

St. ATG: And so that's when I went to the Enchanted Land and caught fifteen Zubats and let them go off to be nuns and bought a new nutcracker at Jerseyburgs's Jitterbug store to fend off the sapphire horses I was fighting and - wait, guys? Guys? What happened?

 

Panel nine

On the ninth day of Christmas, nine knights saved nine princesses because Dust Storm got the day off.

*knights running off on insane horses as the princesses wave to one another*

 

Panel ten

On the tenth day of Christmas, ten people sent their unwanted fruitcake to Kai.

*Kai collapsed under pile of fruitcake*

Kai: Why does everyone hate me?

 

Panel eleven

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Dust Storm electrocuted eleven upcoming characters.

*Dust Storm sitting on building, sending bolts of lightning down randomly*

Dust Storm: And I'll hate him... and I'll hate him... and I'll hate her...

 

Panel twelve

On the twelfth day of Christmas, St. ATG bought twelve new pairs of underwear.

*St. ATG is front of everyone, new horrifying underwear on, Dust Storm has a gun in the background*

Dust Storm: Anyone for Russian Roulette?

Kai: Please.

[Walker]

Oh mai, I'm kind of glad I didn't see that last one on the Christmas list Zovesta I don't think my mind could take the horror.

 

Nice job as always; it makes me really wonder what will happen next

[Zovesta]

I should upload it, as it's one of the few I actually drew. Just to disturb you all. -shot-

 

I'm glad, and I love your avatars, btw. <3

[RinaChiba]

Love the new comic, love the script even better.

 

Poor Sandrock. Flipped off by complete strangers. *cuddles* And no worries about that fruit cake. I happen to like fruit cake. ^ ^

 

>.>......DS...could I join in the Russian Roulette?

 

Question....the Combo Breaker wouldn't happen to be from Scott Pilgrim, would it?

[crazywargod]

One word... (well six technically) AWESOME!!!

[Lady Dragoon]

I feel so sorry for Kai.

 

*tries not to point and laugh at him*

[DarkEternity]

Kai! Fail

[sapphiredragon73]

awesome

now i wanna see the christmas XP

it would ruin my brain, but i need some of that

[Zovesta]

@RinaChiba: Psh, as if I know. o3o It is a meme, though.

 

@crazywargod: But it's still one word. D:

 

@Lady_Dragoon: No, no, please, it's what he's getting paid for.

 

@sapphiredragon73: You can do it! You're man enough!

 

Thanks, guys. <3 And, here's what the foot-in-oven thing was a reference to:

. Edited December 20, 2010 by Zovesta

[crazywargod]

@RinaChiba: Psh, as if I know. o3o It is a meme, though.

 

@crazywargod: But it's still one word. D:

 

@Lady_Dragoon: No, no, please, it's what he's getting paid for.

 

@sapphiredragon73: You can do it! You're man enough!

 

Thanks, guys. <3 And, here's what the foot-in-oven thing was a reference to:

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My my last post had 6 words total

[RinaChiba]

Sandock's being paid? *gasp* He's holding out on me!

[Zovesta]

Oh I see.

 

He gets paid five gold pieces every time someone insults him. He doesn't really mind his job - half the time in the comic that he gets insulted, he just has his headphones on and ignores them.

 

 

Case in point.

[sapphiredragon73]

LOL hes being paid for being insulted. that's epic.

if i were like that, i would be rich right now

[RinaChiba]

Ah yes. I seem to have missed that. Well, time to track down Sandrock. He owes me a lot of money.

[Zovesta]

It's not like it was poorly shopped in or anything, no siree. And, yes. Yes he does.

 

Aww, sapphiredragon. I like you. Does that mean I get five bucks? -shot-

 

...

 

He must be a multi-millionaire by now. Rich ***.

[crazywargod]

Oh I see.

 

He gets paid five gold pieces every time someone insults him. He doesn't really mind his job - half the time in the comic that he gets insulted, he just has his headphones on and ignores them.

 

 

Case in point.

It was supposed to be funny... I failed...

 

 

I lol'd so hard.

[Zovesta]

No, my brain just works slowly. -__-;

 

I'm glad. Also, here's a public service announcement to all you guys.

 

Click here to be spared.

[RinaChiba]

O.O....................*grabs Sandrock and runs for the hills*

[Soruc The Dragon]

No, my brain just works slowly. -__-;

 

I'm glad. Also, here's a public service announcement to all you guys.

 

Click here to be spared.

OMG LAWLAWL

-Can't stop rofling-

[crazywargod]

No, my brain just works slowly. -__-;

 

I'm glad. Also, here's a public service announcement to all you guys.

 

Click here to be spared.

*head implodes*

[Konayuki of the Spirits]

I-I missed it...

 

Oh my god, I need to hide. I NEED TO HIDE. SOMEBODY HIDE MEEEE. D:

 

I cannot be a victim.

 

Lol, at first I thought it was Kai, then Dust Storm, and now I figured out why there are goldedn threads of shinieness. Dear god.

[sapphiredragon73]

Konayuki of the Spirits! WAIT FOR ME!!!!!!!

i missed it too