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Insane in the Main Cave - Dragon Cave Fancomic

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...Damn you, guys! Now I wanna get a Guardian and name it 'No I am NOT that Kai'. :|

 

A Troll in a Dragon Outfit: ...Ya just made Celeion twitched, Miss Dragoon.

 

Eh, it's likely going to be a CB Guardian, so he won't have to worry.

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Kaifan: REINCARNATION TIME! *presses huge red button*

 

Flamingflight: Tell me again why this is happening?

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...

 

But causing insanity is fun, Rina... T-T And so is trying to make others suicidal! D:

 

And don't worry, if Sandrock does throw himself off a cliff, Quatre can always snuggle up with Marvalk...when he's done snuggling up with The Sharpie Master... >_> *pouts for not being able to get close enough to pluck the stupid chicken*

True. *often drives my bishies to try suicide* ^ ^;;

 

.......Quatre might be afraid of Marvalk. He's very sensitive....at least.....until his 'Zero' persona is triggered. >.>.....

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Aww...you make Marvalk sad! Now look! He's all curled up in his dark lonely corner bawling his eyes out. I think Quatre needs to go comfort him before he cries out all his fluids.

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*points to Quatre huddled up against Sandrock* It'll take a number of jackhammers to pry those two apart.

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Kaifan: REINCARNATION TIME! *presses huge red button*

 

Flamingflight: Tell me again why this is happening?

A Troll in a Dragon Outfit: Because someone up there hates you?

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... Actually, now that it comes to it, I want you guys to know that Rina has a point. This comic will have death in it, be it murder, suicide, or natural causes. o3o

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... Actually, now that it comes to it, I want you guys to know that Rina has a point. This comic will have death in it, be it murder, suicide, or natural causes. o3o

And someone getting turn into a zombie!

 

...or not.

 

Probably not.

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Ohno! Not a shiny zombie hooker dragon! D: D: D:

 

X-x my mind just killed itself.

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xd.png Things are only just going to get more and more interesting as the comic gets further along.

 

Nuuuu not a shiney hooker dragon! *finds a gundam*

 

SandrockKai- Isn't that the gundam you named me after? O.o

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Shiny zombie hooker dragons?

 

Wingcloud: THE CULT OF THE ANTI-SPACE CHICKENS HAVE DEVOTED OUR LIVES TO FINDING THE SAVIOUR. IS THE SAVIOUR THIS SHINY ZOMBIE HOOKER DRAGON YOU SPEAK OF?

 

Flamingflight: I figured that out long, looooooooooooooong ago. My cave is full of stalkers, cult leaders, teen mothers, ghosts of fangirls, reincarnated fangirls, and our crazy half-human 'friend' Diamond.

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I have become Death(Frozen Chick): ...Spa-*get smack before she could finish*

 

Zhang He: ...I think it will be best if you don't ask.

 

A Troll in a Dragon Outfit: Your cave sounds interesting. I think our caretaker is a immortal dragoon.. or something.

 

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Flamingflight: Interesting 'til you live there. I'm just stuck here because I'm the first dragon that she didn't kill as an egg.

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Ello ello ello. Wats all this then?

 

 

Translation: What did I miss?

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The 12 Days of Christmas

Panel one

On the first day of Christmas, Dust Storm got a red herb tree.

*Dust Storm in a room with a red herb on a table, running off screaming*

 

Panel two

On the second day of Christmas, Kai got two "the birds".

*Kai drinking from water, two dragons in distance giving Kai the middle finger*

Kai: What did I do...?

 

Panel three

On the third day of Christmas, St. ATG saved two bird brains.

*St. ATG pulling a mint dragon's leg out of an oven*

St. ATG: How did you get your foot in the oven?

Mint: I have two friends that need help, too.

 

Panel four

On the fourth day of Christmas, Drache got attacked by four angry ex-girlfriends.

*Drache and Drago surrounded by a silver, a mint, a red, and a harvest dragon*

Drago: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

Drache: Ex-girlfriends? It was a one-night stand!

Harvest: Yeah, but make sure you take the damn egg the next time!

 

Panel five

On the fifth day of Christmas, Drago got five eggs.

*Drache completely mangled, chunks taken out of him, eye dangling, passed out in a pool of his own blood while Drago hoards eggs*

Drago: Thanks! Come back any time! And thanks for the extra egg! Now for some Asprin...

 

Panel six

On the sixth day of Christmas, Heilung got six new patients.

*Heilung whacking a shallow water dragon over the head with her staff*

Heilung: You're my new patient.

 

Panel seven

On the seventh day of Christmas, that vampire dragon made seven new Edward Cullen dragons.

*That vampire dragon standing in front of seven dragons with oversized lips, stupid hair, and overly-dark eyebrows as they sparkle*

 

Panel eight

On the eighth day of Christmas, St. ATG saved eight villages - or not.

*St. ATG standing on a boulder, people dying and corpses around her*

St. ATG: And so that's when I went to the Enchanted Land and caught fifteen Zubats and let them go off to be nuns and bought a new nutcracker at Jerseyburgs's Jitterbug store to fend off the sapphire horses I was fighting and - wait, guys? Guys? What happened?

 

Panel nine

On the ninth day of Christmas, nine knights saved nine princesses because Dust Storm got the day off.

*knights running off on insane horses as the princesses wave to one another*

 

Panel ten

On the tenth day of Christmas, ten people sent their unwanted fruitcake to Kai.

*Kai collapsed under pile of fruitcake*

Kai: Why does everyone hate me?

 

Panel eleven

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Dust Storm electrocuted eleven upcoming characters.

*Dust Storm sitting on building, sending bolts of lightning down randomly*

Dust Storm: And I'll hate him... and I'll hate him... and I'll hate her...

 

Panel twelve

On the twelfth day of Christmas, St. ATG bought twelve new pairs of underwear.

*St. ATG is front of everyone, new horrifying underwear on, Dust Storm has a gun in the background*

Dust Storm: Anyone for Russian Roulette?

Kai: Please.

-rofl on the floor at the second one-

I couldn't stop laughing.

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*Stares at verses*

 

Oh, they would do that. They would. Or just sing it. xd.png

 

Panel thirteen

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, Drache and Drago play Solitare with thirteen cards (and thirteen swears).

Drache: Got any guns? *picks up cards*

Drago: No, but I've got one hot... glitter mama...

Drache: Oh, for the love of... gay... I need to barf...

Dust-Storm: I do. *Gunshot* Can we go watch Gray's Anatomy now?

Edited by Kandycat

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I love that thirteenth verse. xd.png Except for two parts.

 

Panel thirteen

On the thirteenth day of Christmas, Drache and Drago play Solitare with thirteen cards (and thirteen swears).

Drache: Got any guns? *picks up cards*

Drago: No, but I've got one hot... glitter mama...

Drache: Oh, for the love of... gay... I need to barf...

Drago: Oh no you di'n't! *snap snap*

Dust-Storm: I do. *Gunshot* Can we go watch Gray's Anatomy now?

St. ATG: *still in outfit* Bah! I have no need for the mundane drivel that you call television! We shall discover the gray's anatomy ourselves! *sharpens knives*

 

And you guys are spamming up my thread- jolly good, it was rather boring in here. -shot-

 

Sorry about no comic last week, but there will be one today. o3o Happy late Near Year's, guys!

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YAY!!!

 

 

Now I am off to play sims3 as I wait. But first a bit of brain bleach to rid myself, for a bit anyway, of the thought of the outfit ST.ATG is wearing.

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NEVER. AGAIN. AM I DRAWING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

 

Well, at least you know why it's late. And, on the upside, Dust Storm is now 500 times more awesome now that you can actually see what her mutated mouth scales really are. And Drache and Drago look 500 times more pathetic. Here's a better look at them, since I have fun drawing them.

 

So, yes, happy late new years comic and a detailed picture of D&D because I didn't get the Xmas one done. A REAL comic will be around next week. o3o

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NEVER. AGAIN. AM I DRAWING SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

 

Well, at least you know why it's late. And, on the upside, Dust Storm is now 500 times more awesome now that you can actually see what her mutated mouth scales really are. And Drache and Drago look 500 times more pathetic. Here's a better look at them, since I have fun drawing them.

 

So, yes, happy late new years comic and a detailed picture of D&D because I didn't get the Xmas one done. A REAL comic will be around next week. o3o

*hyperventalating* Awesome *faints*

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Poor Sandrock. He needs a vacation.

 

SandrockKai- I need put out of my misery....

 

*cuddles Sandrock*

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