Posted December 31, 2023 Only if you feed it a whole bunch of popcorn before the adverts appear. Why is it so cold? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 31, 2023 The Hellfire Wyverns have left the northern hemisphere and migrated to Australia. Did Elsa have her hair in a single braid and Anna have her hair in two braids to indicate birth order? Share this post Link to post
Posted December 31, 2023 No, it was because goats shovel snow but penguins eat ice cream. Why do dragons paint with... melted... cheese? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 2 The Cheese dragon was way out of its league... and its temperature range. Why do dragon enthusiasts have so many cats? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 2 Because cats are a terrible species, only they can deter the dragon. Why is my pencil broken? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 3 It's a warning that the porcupine-beaver is nearby. Where does the crunch go when chips turn stale? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 3 Because they have absorbed moisture from your pantry practices. (You can pep them up a bit in a low heat oven) What do people do with all the dragon egg shells generated by their scrolls? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 4 We make mosaic art. If you look closely at the biome background... Is 2024 a boy or a girl? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 5 Like a deviled egg needs hot sauce. How do I level up dexterity in my Misfit pygmies? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 5 Deep breathing exercises, specialized obstacle course circuit and silicon balls for them to squeeze to strengthen their claws. Good luck. Do zombie dragons smell? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 7 (You guys know this is the non-Dragon Cave thread, right? ) Like marshmallows. How do I do it? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 7 (Right, no dragons and a crumpet shortage.................) One step at a time. Why are there no facilities for taking a goldfish for a walk? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 7 Nothing wrong with dragons. I just wondered if you thought you were in the DC Newbie game. Because fish ride bicycles. Where are we going? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 8 Nowhere.................. fast Is it easier to juggle full beer bottles or empty ones? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 9 Empty. You worry less about how many you drop when they're empty. What's the best soup to serve dragons? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 9 Cricket stew sprinkled with 2 pounds of salt. Why did the vampire dragon fall into a pit after biting a bird egg? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 16 It was walking backwards. How man raisins are there in a hamburger bun? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 17 I was hoping for something more musical. Where can I see the Northern Lights? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 17 Buy some string lights and travel to the South Pole, then set up the string lights to the north. Do astronauts swim in space? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 21 Do ducks dabble in art? What size wrench do I need to tighten my muscles up? Share this post Link to post
Posted January 21 (edited) Size A+ divided by pi. How do I eat a song? Edited January 21 by Iveolra Share this post Link to post
Posted January 22 Bake it into a cake, of course. Using it as pie filling is also acceptable. If someone's going crazy, which way are they heading? Share this post Link to post
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