Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Edenello]

They're going places.

 

What do cats say?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

 

Spoiler

 

 

How do I stop the groundhog from seeing its shadow?

 

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[Lagie]

Blindfold it.

 

Why is it so cold?

[catstaff]

Because you spent so much time crying in the walk-in.

 

What does this button do?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It turns all the sugar in baked goods within a 50 meter radius into salt. 

 

What was that popping sound in the other room?

[Iveolra]

It was the toad pressing the button.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not asking a question.

 

We've had Groundhog Day. When is Airchicken Day?

[Lagie]

February 31st.

 

Where's the beef?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Check the ground.

 

Why does my tongue hurt after eating pickles?

 

 

[Lagie]

You forgot the r.

 

How does hail form?

[Lovecats]

It forms a queue to then fall directly upon you.

 

Do birds even know what they are doing?

[catstaff]

Of course, they just play stupid so that humans underestimate them.

 

Where does the time go?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Out the window.

 

Where do I get a new brain?

[Lagie]

At the Brains R Us store 'round the corner.

 

Why am I sleepy?

[catstaff]

Because you got the wrong dwarf costume at the store, you were supposed to be Doc.

 

Who ate the apple?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Adam. Check his neck for evidence.

 

Where do you seek treatment if you get hurt during a game of peek-a-boo?

 

[Lagie]

Mom.

 

How do birds fly?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Launched from invisible trebuchets.

 

Is it now time for overreacting?

[Lagie]

Only if a rooster crows seven times and seven hens lay addled eggs. Otherwise, no.

 

How do fish breathe?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gollum says they don't.

 

What is a politic?

[Astrifera]

A word that sounds funny.

 

How do you use your lungs?

[Lunastar_13]

You emit light from your nostrils. 

 

Why do people hate others? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because they taste bad and they're loud when you chew.

 

How do I cancel summer?

[Lunastar_13]

Global Warming

 

How do I not fail at DnD or Baldur's Gate 3 at the same time? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Don't play.

 

Why did this search engine suggest "blue and green wolf seven deadly sins"?