Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because I'm watching you. 

 

Will you shave all your hair off?

[Sitrling]

There is no need for artificial resection. In my fierce war with mathematics, countless Marys (my hair's name) will die to protect my hairline.😢

 

What is Christmas?

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The most dangerous time of the year.  People get infected with Black Madness and trample each other in stores to buy items that are often unappreciated by the reciever of said items. Then there's that guy who is infamous for setting world records for the number of breaks-in in one night.

 

Where do I get a license to hunt wild dragons?

Edited November 6, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

At the five and dime store.

 

How do I stop the dog from scratching and chewing and licking and chomping itself?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

(If you want a real answer, mix plain Listerine and mineral oil in a spray bottle, shake it good, and spritz thier itchy places with it. )

Cast an de-jinxing charm on the dog. No, I won't do it for you. I have my own homework.

 

When's the next Quidditch match?

 

[Lagie]

9 3/4 hour.

(Thanks!)

 

Where's my pie?

[StarKaabii]

Oh, sorry... I eated it.

 

What colour is the moon?

[Sitrling]

Titanium white ➕ tender yellow ➕ Ripe brown ➕ spring green

 

Why did the wind hit me in the face?

Edited November 7, 2023 by Sitrling
I got the answer🤣

[Lagie]

Because it was too high to hit your chest.

 

How did we sell so much?!? 

[StarKaabii]

Capitalism.

 

What colour is an orange?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

12 mooches.

 

Why has my head ached all day and the ache keeps moving around?

[Lagie]

It's trying to locate your GPS.

 

Why is it so dark?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Nobody in here but us chickens.

 

Who's asking?

[Lagie]

The Shadow knows.

 

Why am I sneezing?

[xenogender]

Your nose is feeling too sensitive to the empty air. Fill it with pepper so it will have protection.

 

Honey, where is Jeff the Killer?

[Lagie]

In the beehive.

 

Are you telling the truth?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a course in germ theory.  There are germs among us.

 

Does wheat germ count as extra credit?

[Lagie]

Totally.

 

Can I take that credit to the bank?

[StarKaabii]

Only if you can afford the last-second transaction fee.

 

Why? Simply why?

[Lagie]

Aardvarks.

 

Is it too early for bed?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

If daylight isn't an hour or two away, it's too early. 

 

How do I punish a spellchecker program for betrayal?

 

 

[Sitrling]

ilke thsi ,tapeo somethnig make ite feell sick.

 

Can I keep a fox?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Only in a box that was used to ship lox by ox to Lenox.

 

How many days until Cryptmas?

[xingguang_]

When I get a job as a multi-billionaire.

 

Why doesn't my mom like ball pythons?

[Sitrling]

Because it stole the chocolate cake your mother prepared for you.

 

Why should I grow up?