Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[NaViiE]

They use the sun as mane conditioner

 

 

How much does it take to make a pool out of horses

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

As much as it takes to make horses fat enough to roll like billiard balls.

 

Is it true that Hell's elevator music is "If You're Happy And You Know It" on endless loop? 

[sithdragon]

It's looped with that Macarena song.

 

How often do Balloon dragons have to go on training flights?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Whenever they get swelled up with pride or anger or drink petrol and start thinking they can become firebreathers.

 

Why is my plastic wrapped in plastic?

[sithdragon]

T'is the fashion these days. Petrochemical bliss everywherre.

 

What happened to all the iron maidens?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They got too old to crowd surf.

 

Why are some people nocturnal?

[sithdragon]

They carry the goth gene.

 

Why isn't there a bookcase invented that can be extended as needed and beautiful at the same time?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because empty spaces always fill up so it wouldn't stop with the book shelf extending.  The room would have to extend, then the building, then the land and the next thing you know you're laying down track. 

 

If Santa uses the chimney to get in the house, why are his clothes red and white instead of black?

[sithdragon]

Because he chooses homes with OCD occupants who polish even the bricks, one...by...one.......

 

 

Why haven't chain mail cloaks caught on?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because we discovered electromagnets.

 

What actually is the greatest thing since sliced bread?

[sithdragon]

Sliced cheese.

 

What is the best movie ever made?

[Sitrling]

Your life

 

Why don't humans need to sleep?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Thier lives are too short. They don't have time to casually catnap for a hundred years.

 

What animal has the most teeth?

[Lagie]

The one that's trying to bite you.

 

What's so special about Sunday?

[sithdragon]

It's quieter than Mondays.

 

Why does December always unleash such a tidal wave of crazy driving?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Got to get the holidays over with fast because of tax season.

 

How many metaphors have you used today?

[Sitrling]

Just as many stars in the sky.

 

Why did the holiday end so quickly?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Time Turner malfunctioned.

 

Where's the erase option for troubling memories?

[sithdragon]

Make a bunch of really fun and peaceful new ones.

 

Why are there cupcakes everywhere you go these days?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You're in a early 1990's children's TV show. Watch out for bears.

 

Why don't Magma dragons get any hugs?

[sithdragon]

Hugs should leave you feeling warm and happy, third degree burns really mess with that vibe.

 

Why don't Ice Dragons get any hugs?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because your face would freeze like that just like your mother always said it would.

 

Why don't Thunder dragons get any hugs?

[sithdragon]

Big hair was done last century. When it comes back into fashion Thunder Dragon hugs will be booked out weeks in advance to serve the demand.

 

Why don't Scourgekeepers get any hugs?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because each head insists on the hug being exactly split between them and they're never satisfied that it was. 

 

Why are things expensive to replace, but impossible to sell? 

[sithdragon]

Because they don't want to be parted from you yet............

 

 

Can a White Dragon ward you from adverts?