Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because there's no internet, refrigeration or indoor plumbing in Neverland. 

 

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

[Sitrling]

%#¥@%#¥%#@¥%¥35#～#@-@#（3）¥“%#1¥must be a duck🤫

 

Where is my scarf?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

 

Spoiler

 

What does this button do?

 

Edited November 16, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

Dumb way to die.

 

Why is it raining?

Edited November 16, 2023 by Lagie
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[Long_Before_Sunrise]

An angel tripped over God's watering can.

 

Why are there only peanuts left in this can of mixed nuts?

[Sitrling]

Because other nuts are allergic to peanuts.

 

Why don't I have a tail?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

None of them were born in 1982.

 

What's the biggest size of mayonnaise I can order?

[Lagie]

Honkin'.

 

How do I get this lid off?

[Sitrling]

Use your front teeth and bottle mouth to form a strength-saving lever and that makes your front teeth drop, and then take it to the dentist to ask for a bottle opener.

 

Is today a day off?

[Lagie]

No.

 

Will tomorrow be?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No.

 

You think this is a summer camp?

[0_o-suspicious_dragon-o_0]

On 3/10/2014 at 2:53 PM, Scaredhappyguy said:

Because they come out of the yellow treasure chests mouth.

 

Where is the blue rotten spaceship?

Behind a cat's ear in a glob of wax.

 

Why does 2+2=5?

[Sitrling]

emmmmmm…Double answer!

No, this is a winter cram school.No vacation

 

Because the equal sign gave its own 一（one） to the result.

 

Why is winter coming?

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's vacationing here after it got too hot in the Southern hemisphere.

 

If clouds are white and snow is white, why isn't rain white?

[Sitrling]

Your eyes are a habitual liar.

 

Why are some photos black and white?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The world didn't have colors until sometime in the 1930s and it was pretty grainy color for a while. Technically black and white photos are in color, but the colors were black, white and grey. 

 

What's the right decision?

[Lagie]

Wrong.

 

How do I stop this from happening?

[Sitrling]

(I expect the answer to the last question is SCP-8900 reception failure XD)

Press the pause button

 

Where is my time?

 

[euphoric_poptarts]

Playing Hot Potato with your local garden gnome.

 

Where did the warmth go that it isn't here?

[Sitrling]

In our beautiful quilt

 

When is it now?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

35 minutes ago. Now it's later.

 

What's at the bottom of the drain?

[Sitrling]

many homework that I can't finish.

 

Why didn't the new dragon be released today?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The eggs accidentally got shipped to a chicken farm. 

 

I heard some faint unidentifiable noises and now I'm afraid to go to sleep. What do I do?

[Lagie]

Sing to them. They like country songs.

 

Where's the sun today?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Twilight Sparkle overslept and hasn't raise it yet.

 

Where do alicorns store the sun at night anyway?