Posted April 29, 2018 (edited) Because entropy orders that doing nothing is how things should be within the universe. What ARE gulls? Edited April 29, 2018 by lovecats99 engrish Share this post Link to post
Posted April 29, 2018 Crave a bread loaf. The softer the better. Why are some metals shiny? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 29, 2018 Because your mental is clean. How should I eat canned bean? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 30, 2018 With a beaned can. What happened in the Infinity War movie? My entire family is in tears, and they don't even know of Marvel. Share this post Link to post
Posted April 30, 2018 Oh well that's simple. Basically, it was your average superhero film where the good guys save the day with the ending to Marley and Me pasted onto the end. How do I pass my exams? Share this post Link to post
Posted April 30, 2018 Did you mean biscuit? Wait, which one: brisket or biscuit? Depends... How do I get (more) lucky? Is there any way I can increase my chance of getting lucky? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 1, 2018 It is scientific fact that bitcoins increase your life expectancy so you may therefore increase your luck if you mix a bitcoin with a black cat, a horseshoe, rabbits foot, four-and-a-half leaf clover, ten tonnes of fortune cookies and/or with a genuine human tail into a lucky, delicious smoothie, guaranteed! Where do I go if I need to buy some bread? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) At the flower store. Breads grow from ground. Why wouldn't the rest of world use the imperial system? Edited May 1, 2018 by Naraku Share this post Link to post
Posted May 3, 2018 A little birdie will tell you if you whistle. While scripting, what will happen if I don't end a statement with a semicolon? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 3, 2018 Your PC's fans will instantly disintegrate, your hard drive will haemorrhage and your computer will explode. So nothing too serious, thankfully. What happens if I watch too much Monty Python? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) Take your keyboard outside and pour the batter on it. Let the sun cook it. You get better texture if it's a mechanical keyboard. Where can I see a blue baboon? Edited May 4, 2018 by Naraku Share this post Link to post
Posted May 4, 2018 Same place where you can see blue rose. Which bus should I take to go to Antarctica? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 4, 2018 The northbound one. It's a long trip, though. What is carrion? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 4, 2018 (edited) A British comedy film series following the shenanigans of strange British actors doing strange British things. How do I edit my post? Edited May 4, 2018 by lovecats99 Share this post Link to post
Posted May 5, 2018 Edited just now by sh20000sh What is Airplane mode on my phone? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 5, 2018 It's when your phone sprouts wings and flies. Your carrier rates will then change depending on the day of the week. How are Twinkies made? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 5, 2018 Twinkies are cultivated on free-range Twinkie farms where domesticated twinkies enjoy a life of soothing sun until they are packaged into a prison of plastic and consumed by larger twinkies. Where did the time go? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 5, 2018 A fleeting illusion made by butterflies. What is the difference between sheep and ram? Share this post Link to post
Posted May 7, 2018 (edited) Sheep are used to make sheepmen whilst rams are used to make ramen. How many birds are there? Edited May 9, 2018 by lovecats99 grammmmmarrrrrrrrr Share this post Link to post
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