Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[IDoNotExist]

Ooh, I've been looking for that. *Pops kernel into mouth, proceeds to chew on it* Thanks for finding that for me. I was not quite finished yet.

 

Waiter, there's the hordes of Genghis Khan in my soup, and they don't look happy.

[StormBirdRising]

Those are movie extras for the new Conan remake, let me send them back to Hollywood.

 

Waiter, there's a Holly Dragon in my soup.

[Naraku]

They're breeding like rabbits this year! You're not that lucky. Please accept this consolation prize.

 

Waiter, there is a virtual pet in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

He is with the Adopt-A-Pet program, you can take him home or I will keep him.

 

Waiter, there's a canoe in my soup.

[IDoNotExist]

Then let's have some fun * Gets I into canoe, starts paddling around bowl*

 

Waiter, there's a narrator in my soup.

[Riverwillows]

Waiter, there's an Elf in my soup!!!

[Naraku]

Oh my. Waiter for IDoNotExist didn't come. I'm covering for them. (hahaha the irony)

 

The Waiter shrugged and put the narrator aside. IDoNotExist wasn't contented and asked for another soup for free... Uh, ouch.

 

Now for Riverwillows!

 

"The little elf is fixing the crack on your bowl! Aren't they adorable?"

 

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Waiter, there is a Pillow Dragon knitting in my soup!

Edited December 20, 2015 by JolteonTails

[cyberpanther]

Oops... Thought you wanted a sweater in your soup...

 

Waiter, this is horrible! Thaere is a toga in my soup! This is supposed to be a veitnamese restaraunt!

[IDoNotExist]

Sorry for that, the Romans are invading again *Beheads Random Roman soldier* Just ignore them. * Yells Battle Cry, rushes back into battle*

 

Waiter, there's a hundred-dollar bill in my Soup!

 

(Thanks for assisting me Jolteon)

[danfuz]

ill take that

 

 

 

waiter there is a donald trump in my soup

[IDoNotExist]

Give him a vote, maybe he'll leave us alone.

 

Waiter, there's be a Grammar Nazi my soup in

[Denwayasha]

There will be no soup for you if you cannot use English properly!

 

(Grammar Nazi and Soup Nazi.. am I dating myself? )

 

Waiter, there are hundreds of cats in my soup and none of them are the one I'm looking for!

[Naraku]

Why look for a specific cat when you can have hundreds of cats? ...If you're looking for Buffy, they're over there, on that table lapping someone's soup.

 

Waiter, there is a mischievous Magelight in my soup!

Edited December 21, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Denwayasha]

*happily gives it a new home* <3

 

Waiter, there's a rowboat in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Well, let's take it to the lake then and row around a little.

 

Waiter, there's a motorcycle in my soup.

[Kurane]

Oh, so that's where I left it! I knew it was around here somewhere!

 

Waiter, there is a Duotone dragon in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Be careful with that guy, he can drink 2 bowls of your soup in seconds.

 

Waiter, there's a plastic candy cane in my soup.

[OceanLorde]

Sir,this is a candy soup.

Waiter,there's a shinigami on my soup

[StormBirdRising]

It was supposed to be an origami, it's an artistic soup.

 

Waiter, there is a red cape in my soup.

[ValkyrieXx]

Sir, just get the pastries and hurry on to Grandma's house.

Waiter, there is a glob of wasabi in my soup.

Edited December 22, 2015 by ValkyrieXx

[StormBirdRising]

that will help you breathe better, and here's some pickled ginger to go with it.

 

waiter, there is a palm frond in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

I thought you wanted our Carribean Island special?

 

Waiter there's 4 miniature reindeer in my soup. o-o

[ValkyrieXx]

I guess Santa came early, sir.

Waiter, there is an inflatable pair of sunglasses in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

they were supposed to be waterproof goggles for skin diving. I'll have to send them back and get the right thing.

 

Waiter, there's a jingle bell in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Does it make a sound when you ring it?

 

Waiter, there's a wrapped present in my soup but the name on the tag isn't mine!