Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[josh5432167890]

well its a free pepsi so i wouldn't be complaining if i were you.

 

waiter, there are flaming poop bags in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

darn, I meant to throw them at some rude customers seated at another table. Here let me bring you a free bowl of soup, but first I have to throw these at those people at the other table.

 

Waiter, there is a box of animal crackers in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

jorge WHY WOULDN'T YOU TAKE THEM OUT OF THE BOX

 

waiter, there is a wormhole in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

I thought I saw Capt. Picard and Data doing something weird in the kitchen,

don't eat it. I'll bring you something better.

 

Waiter, there is a dollar bill in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

*takes dollar billl* I have no clue what you are talking about

 

Waiter there is a nuke in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

move away slowly from the soup while I disarm it

 

Waiter, there's a rose in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

I can't get it out it won't let go I'll go get you ANOTHER bowl

 

Waiter there is a break in the time space continuam in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

I knew I shouldn't have let Q work in the kitchen, he can't do anything without trying to cause big problems, him and his fourth dimension. Let me fire him and bring you another bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there's a shot glass in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

Ill just take that they totally weeny doing anything bad in the kitchen

 

Waiter,there is the earth in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

Atlas must have dropped that into the soup, let me give it back to him, and I'll bring you another bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a whole lemon in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

The chef think putting the whole thing in betters the flavor.

 

Waiter the grim reaper is in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

Don't worry, he's not after us, he's after that old fart outside. I'll take the soup outside for him and bring you a new bowl.

 

Waiter, there's a scorpion in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

He yelled at the chef when he was making it to GET OVER HERE! So the chef was afraid to remove him.

 

Waiter the fourth wall is in my soup

[Windra]

For heaven's sake, sir-- don't break it!

 

Waiter, there's a ukulele in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Sorry. They're having a luau back in the kitchen and this must've ended up in there by accident.

 

Waiter, there's a Sorting Hat in my soup!

[josh5432167890]

maby that because YOUR A WIZARD

 

waiter, there is an ad in my soup

Edited October 13, 2015 by josh5432167890

[Naraku]

They're in every soup. They bring a nice metallic taste normally, but it depends on the ad shown. Surprise taste!

 

Waiter, there is a spoopy skeleton in my soup.

[Windra]

Did it send shivers down your spine? That was the point of the dish.

 

Waiter, there's a yellow Lego brick in my soup!

[NathanBros]

Oh! You discovered our recipe secret...

 

Waiter, there's a TV guide in my soup!

[josh5432167890]

well we wanted you to be more informed

 

waiter there is a tree with a sandwich on every branch in my soup

[Denwayasha]

It's the soup that keeps on giving~

 

Waiter, there's an '@' symbol on my soup.

[josh5432167890]

well we ran out of the letters a and t

 

waiter there is a bathroom in my soup

 

[Dragonscorch]

Now you don't have to leave the table to use it!

 

Waiter, there's a can of soda in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Yeah, the vending machine in back is broken, and it's been shooting cans everywhere!

 

Waiter, there's an ice sculpture in my soup!

[sailing101]

That's your ice-cream, and you've gone and let it melt too.

 

 

Waiter, there's a pygmy dragon in my soup.