Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[danfuz]

thats shimmer scale meat

 

 

waiter there is a child in my soup

[Denwayasha]

The local kindergarten class is collecting donations for a new playground and they're quite persistent.

 

Waiter, there's a trumpet in my soup.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Does it play a tune?

 

Waiter, there's a Denwayasha in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Sorry! I slipped on some spilled soup and fell in! D:

 

Waiter, there's a Dedenne in my soup!

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Who let the pet out?

 

Waiter, there's a Greninja in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Well the chef ran out of frog legs to put in the soup so they had to substitute a little.

 

Waiter, there are silver bells in my soup!

[chickadeelover]

You win the Christmas Giveaway! You don't have to pay for a glass of water next time you come.

 

Waiter, there's an iPhone in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

I'll take that, maybe I'll get a good price on ebay.

 

Waiter, there's a chickadee in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

It's just trying to keep warm.

 

Waiter, there's an old-fashioned camera in my soup.

[Naraku]

Sell that on eBay. Most experts prefers film over digital.

 

Waiter, there is a Wing Ding font in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Would you prefer a different font??

 

Waiter, there's a green.. thing in my soup and he keeps trying to steal the holiday decorations!

[IDoNotExist]

Lure It Into A Trap, THEN SET IT ON FIRE WITH KEROSENE AND A FLAME-THROWER. NO ONE TOUCHES MY DECORATIONS.

 

Waiter, There's A Waiter In My Soup

Edited December 17, 2015 by IDoNotExist

[NathanBros]

To serve you better.

 

Waiter, There's A Pill In My Soup

[IDoNotExist]

HE FOUND THE PILL!!! EVERYONE RUN!!!!!

(Before I run off screaming, just fetch the pill with a spoon, then throw into the incinerator.)

*Flees In Terror*

[StormBirdRising]

Sit back down and finish your soup before it gets cold.

 

Waiter, there's a peppermint stick in my soup.

[IDoNotExist]

It's Our Holiday Special. Enjoy. And we took the liberty of charging you twenty extra dollars.

 

Waiter, there's a forum moderator in my soup.

 

[danfuz]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

 

 

waiter there is a paper dragon in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

 

 

hmmm, let me take that and put it right on my scroll.

 

Waiter, there's a live grenade in my soup.

[IDoNotExist]

Woops, that's mine. *Tosses Grenade Into Crowd Of Diners* Sorry About That.

 

Waiter, there's a Dalek In My Soup.

[StormBirdRising]

He probably fell in when he was trying to climb the stairs, let me fish him out for you.

 

Waiter, there's a surfboard in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Yes that's our famous "Hang-Ten Bean Chili". It also includes a pineapple, a flower lei, and a tiny paper umbrella. :3

 

Waiter, there's a pair of fuzzy dice in my soup!

 

 

[sh20000sh]

Well, it says 9. So go to table #9.

 

Waiter, there is a Windows 98 disc in my soup!

[chickadeelover]

That probably doesn't work on any working computer now, so just throw it away. I don't know how it got in there.

 

Waiter, there's a plastic keychain in my soup!

[IDoNotExist]

We had hope you would choke on it, so we could pick your pockets of valuables. Never Mind.

 

Waiter, there's a video-game nerd in my soup.

[chickadeelover]

Well, that's terrifying. Return them to GameStop, they'll be happy there.

 

Waiter, there's a popcorn kernel in my soup!