Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[IDoNotExist]

Then you must embark on a perilous quest, through danger and enemies, to find- Oh wait, that's Bob's present. I'll take it for him.

 

Waiter, there's a demon in my soup.

[MessengerDragon]

How do you you know it's a demon? While you're at it, could you ask it if it'll work for us?

 

Waiter, there's a bizzarely-shaped mushroom that looks like a mouse in my soup!

[danfuz]

do not worry that is your spoon

 

waiter there is a tardis in my soup

[Clya]

Don't mind that, it's uhhh nothing... now if you'll excuse me *runs out the door to join the Doctor*

 

Waiter! There's a... well nothing in my soup! Not even soup!

[IDoNotExist]

Sorry. I was quite hungry. Oh, and no refunds. *Licks soup on lips*

 

Waiter, there's a naval battle in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

better send in an extra aircraft carrier

 

Waiter, there's a dog collar in my soup.

[MariotheAwesome]

*Frantically runs out of the restaurant and says "it wasn't me!"*

 

 

Waiter, there is soup in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

That's what you ordered sir, I can exchange it for a large cheeseburger if you like.

 

Waiter, there's a mint leaf in my soup.

[Naraku]

Oh my, it isn't supposed to be there. I have to charge you $0.06 for that.

 

Waiter, there is a mini airship in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

cool. it's to transport the mini mice in here.

 

Waiter, there's a baseball bat in my soup.

[sh20000sh]

Let me see... Oh, that's one that my son lost 2 years ago.

 

 

Waiter, why are you in my soup?

[IDoNotExist]

No reason. Carry on with your meal. *Dives down beneath surface.*

 

Waiter, there's a monkey in my soup.

[ValkyrieXx]

They must be driving you...bananas.

 

Waiter, there is a tuna in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

You ordered the Seafood Surprise, what did you expect?

 

Waiter, there's a box of crayons in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Here's some paper for you, draw a nice Christmas picture, you could win a prize: a free bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there's a cowboy hat in my soup.

[IDoNotExist]

Hmm. Maybe Jim died in the soup cauldron... Give me one moment sir. *Runs quickly into kitchen*

 

Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Be careful with that one, its armed and triangulated, let's disable it and toss it out.

 

Waiter, there's a silver butterfly in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

It's the garnish, of course.

 

Waiter, there's a football in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

 

 

That's the Super Bowl soup. There should be a helmet in there too

 

 

Waiter, there's a holly wreath in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Oh no! Somewhere a Tinsel dragon is missing theirs!

 

Waiter, there's a mouse cursor in my soup.

[sh20000sh]

Oh, It was there. I thought my computer had some display issue.

 

Waiter, there are a battery in my soup#

[StormBirdRising]

Hey, that's my mouse battery, no wonder my cursor wouldn't work.

 

Waiter, there's a live mouse in my soup.

[Lemniscate]

Then make it a dead mouse *insert almost pun here*

 

Waiter, you're in my soup.

[ViperSwan]

Oh, that's not me! You've found the trans dimensional soup! Good job!

 

Waiter, there's a giant Jump in my soup!

[sh20000sh]

It was supposed to be soup jumping.

 

Waiter, there are =REMOVED= in my soup!