Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[BiIlabob]

Really? Where? I can't find it.

 

Waiter, there is a tooth in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Good Grief. Let me put that in an envelope and leave it for the tooth fairy.

 

Waiter, there's a pez dispenser in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

Yes you ordered the plastic dispenser soup.*to someone in the back* when was that made a thing?

 

 

waiter there is a in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Hey! When did you escape from the Park!? *shoos it away*

 

Waiter, there's a Horse dragon in my soup!

[josh5432167890]

....*pokes it it wont leave* well il just go get you new soup

 

waiter there is this in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Sir, I think you have the winter holidays confused with the 4th of July.. Come back in seven months.

 

Waiter, there's a partridge in a pear tree in my soup!

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Oh, did the partridge get loose again?

 

Waiter, there's two turtle doves in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Didn't you order the Turtle (Dove) Soup? My apologies, ma'am.

 

Waiter, there are three french hens in my soup!

 

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. )

[Naraku]

Three? My apologies. The soup is supposed to have six french hens. I'll inform the manager about this. Apparently the chef is a bad counter.

 

Waiter, there is a blonde cyborg in my soup.

[josh5432167890]

*yells at the chef* it was sposed to be a BALD cyborg*flips your table and storms out*

 

waiter there is a freedom in my soup

[Moonlight_Eevee]

How'd that get in there?

 

Waiter there's Four Calling Birds in my soup!

 

(Now we have to finish the Christmas Carol)

[StormBirdRising]

Let me put them in a nice gilded cage.

 

Waiter, there are five golden rings in my soup.

[BiIlabob]

The precious! MINE!

 

Waiter, there are 6 geese laying eggs in my soup.

[NathanBros]

It's the day special!

 

Waiter, there is a waiter in my soup.

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Let me pick myself out.

 

Waiter, there's seven swans a-swimming in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Those were supposed to be at the concert hall for a production of "Swan Lake".. They must've been shipped to the wrong address! D:

 

Waiter, there are eight maids a-milking in my soup!

[Naraku]

Eight! You're the today winner! You win... a free soup on your next visit.

 

Waiter, there are nine ladies dancing in my soup.

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[Denwayasha]

Oh yes, the dancing makes sure that your soup is mixed well.

 

Waiter, there are ten lords a-leaping in my soup!

 

(Almost done. lol)

[StormBirdRising]

I'll take them out and send them to the North Pole.

 

Waiter, there are 11 pipers piping in my soup.

[sh20000sh]

Sorry, I thought you were pipe.

 

Waiter, there are twelve drummers drumming in the soup#

 

done!

[Naraku]

Oh my. They're making a lot of mess! Please stand up and let me clean this up.

 

Waiter, there is a gingerbread man in my soup! And it's alive!

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Uh, shouldn't it break apart in the- *watches the gingerbread man scream in horror as it broke up* Nevermind

 

Waiter, there's a Slowpoke tail in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

D: Sorry about that! The cook used to be a member of Team Rocket and I guess hasn't let it go quite yet.

 

Waiter, there's a Mistletoe dragon in my soup!

[Naraku]

Hm... It's a slightly boring dragon. Here, have a rainbow Snow Angel hatchling instead. It's way more festive! And cute!

 

Waiter, there is a bald man wearing cape in my soup! He claims he can take anything out with one punch!

[Denwayasha]

(oh gosh now I'm imagining a Snow Angel under the effect of the rainbow Desipis potion from Halloween. )

 

I.. don't know who that is in your soup.. *picks him out and tosses him into the conveniently located boxing gym next door*

 

Waiter, there's a dinosaur fossil in my soup!