Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[wondergirl888]

It's telling you it's "time" to eat.

 

Waiter, there is an ad in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Yes! And it even comes with a coupon for a free bowl of soup when you buy 99 more bowls.

 

Waiter, there's a bar of soap in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

It's for extra bubbly flavor.

 

Waiter, there is a plastic hand grenade in my soup.

[Cheekadee]

Just blow it up and your soup will explode with flavor.

 

Waiter, there's a rock in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Oh yes, it's an excellent source of minerals!

 

Waiter, there's a kangaroo in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

It makes the soup more vibrant and bouncy.

 

Waiter, there is a teddy bear in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

It's so you can take a nap after your meal.

 

Waiter, there's a sword in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

That's so you can fight the gladiators in the kitchen.

 

Waiter, there is a giant peppercorn in my soup.

[Dracovicus]

You did order the giant Spice soup correct?

 

Waiter, there a Pokemon Go app in my soup.

[Polar]

It's so you can go catch 'em all.

 

Waiter, there's a banana in my soup.

[Toasty]

Feed it to the monkey on the first reply

 

Waiter, there's a trophy in my soup.

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[DragonKami]

That's right, you're the one thousandth customer!

 

 

Waiter, there's a cliché in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Well look at what the cat dragged in! Sorry about that, sir, your server will bring you a fresh bowl lickety-split!

 

Waiter, there's a tiger in my soup!!

[wondergirl888]

Looks like you've won a prize! But you should be careful with this prize.

 

Waiter, your'e in my soup!

[-Frost-Fire-]

I'm taking a bath.

 

Waiter, there is a high-functioning sociopath in my soup. Not a psychopath.

[Denwayasha]

It's elementary! He's investigating a possible information leek in your soup.

 

Waiter, there are ice cubes in my soup?

[sh20000sh]

You ordered cold soup. Didn't you?

 

Waiter! There are 100 dollar bill in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Because you're our 100,000,000th customer! CONGRATULATIONS!

 

Waiter, there is peanut butter in my soup.

[DuskOfTheStars]

You ordered the PB&J soup.

 

Waiter, there's a lump of dysprosium in my soup!

[Shadow Lor]

Yes, you're seated at the table of elements and asked for the soupe Dy jour.

 

 

Waiter, there is fallacious argument in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*hands you a law book*

 

Waiter, there's a masquerade mask in my soup.

[purplenewt]

You are cordially invited to attend.

 

Waiter, there's an empty bottle of aspirin in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

You can use the empty bottle to store your little trinkets.

 

Waiter, there's a duck in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

He's just in there for a little swim.

 

Waiter, there are cats-eye marbles in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Oh thanks for finding them! I knew I lost my marbles!~

 

Waiter, there's a jacks set in my soup.