Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Well, they say love is in the air this time of year~

 

Waiter, there's a cup of tea in my soup.

[Leaf_Blaziken]

well, um, a cheese dragon dropped it in there.

 

Waiter, there's a laptop filled with a million dollars in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Oops! Looks like it's only $1,000,000 in Monopoly money...

 

Waiter, there's an ice-cream sundae in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

that's the bonus dessert that comes with today's soup

 

Waiter, there is a ninja in my soup.

[Darien]

Oh yes that is the ninja turtles special...

 

Waiter, Waiter there is a battle going on in my soup!...

 

Edited February 19, 2016 by Darien

[StormBirdRising]

it makes having soup more interesting

 

Waiter, there's an AR-15 in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Uh... *calls the police*

 

Waiter, there's a robotic rabbit in my soup?

[MadameZ]

That's nice. I heard rabbit meat tastes great. I hope you can bite metal.

 

Waiter, there is my cousin's fingers in my soup.

[Brightsplash]

Pfftt.. I didn't put it in there..

 

Waiter, there's a egg in my soup!

[Darien]

Oh that the egg drop special, would you like some bird nest too go with it?...

 

Waiter some one puked in my soup!...

[Denwayasha]

Oh.. uhm... the chef had some sushi for dinner last night.. but they bought it from the nearby gas station. Not the best decision..

 

Waiter, there's a bottle of soda pop in my soup.

[sh20000sh]

You also ordered a bottle of soda, didn't you?

 

Waiter, there is blue ink in my soup!

[Pikathelord]

Whoops, sorry. I was playing Splatoon.

 

Waiter, there's a soup in my fly!

[Denwayasha]

There's a laundromat next door where you can wash your pants. Next time put your napkin in your lap.

 

Waiter, there's a bicycle in my soup!

[DuskOfTheStars]

...how did Blacky get it in there?

 

 

Waiter! There's jalapeño pepper juice in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Didn't you read the sign? "Our soup is served hot"

 

Waiter, there is an Antarean hatchling in my soup?

[DuskOfTheStars]

Shining Light! Get out of the soup! ...Sorry.

 

Waiter, there's a wasp in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Sorry! Another waiter will bee right with you with a new bowl!

 

Waiter, there's a sledgehammer in my soup!

[DuskOfTheStars]

I'll get qnother bowl.

 

Waiter, rhere's a Venipede in my soup!

[American-Dragons]

No, you're just playing Pokemon Go.

 

Waiter! There's a fairy in my soup!

[DuskOfTheStars]

You must be imagining it.

 

Waiter! There's a Skywing egg in my soup!

Edited July 23, 2016 by Dusky_Flareon

[DragonFang099]

I'm terribly sorry, that was meant as a gift for another guest.

 

Waiter, there's a booger in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

That's actually a pea. You ordered the vegetable soup.

 

Waiter, there's an old sock in my soup!

Edited July 23, 2016 by Denwayasha

[sh20000sh]

It was used to extract its taste. I forgot to remove it, sorry.

 

Waiter, there is a tablet in my soup!

[DuskOfTheStars]

I think that was part of the company promotion. I also think the tablet works.

 

Waiter! There's a watch in my soup!

Edited July 23, 2016 by Dusky_Flareon