Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[josh5432167890]

It comes free with the meal yourwelcome

 

Waiter there is a black hole In my soup

[Indigo_Dragon]

It's our TARDIS special! Look, there's the little blue police box coming out of it now! You're welcome~

 

Waiter, there's a litter of 15 kittens in my soup. o-o

[Jet Raptor]

I can remove them for you. You'll have to pick out the hairs on your own, though.

 

Waiter, there's a pair of glasses in my soup.

[sailing101]

I believe they had just fallen off your face a moment ago.

 

Waiter, there's a void in my soupbowl.

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[Denwayasha]

Oh dear...

 

Waiter, there's an Olive dragon in my soup!

[Mirhana]

To give a Greek twist to your soup and provide live entertainment! Wait, you don't think cooking live dragons is entertaining? Oh well, have an actual olive then instead.

 

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Oh that's just my mini assistant.

 

Waiter, there's a cowboy in my soup!

[wtf]

That's just our rodeo day special

 

Waiter, there's an ogre in my soup!

[sailing101]

No, that's an onion, I understand the two are similar.

 

 

Waiter, there's an in my soup

[Indigo_Dragon]

Well you wanted a lot of soup didn't you?

 

Waiter there is a sexy demon chillaxing in my soup! D:

[wtf]

There's only one thing to do and you know what it is

 

Waiter, there's a troll bridge in my soup, and the trolls want my money!

[StormBirdRising]

You'd better give them all your money then, here give me all your money and I'll make sure they get it.

 

Waiter, there's a piggy bank in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Well it's empty, so go ahead and keep it.

 

Waiter, there's a salad fork in my soup.

[sailing101]

Yes, I believe that won't work at all, try using the spoon instead.

 

 

 

Waiter, there's a sponge in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

If it's wearing square pants I apologize. We keep kicking him out of this establishment but he keeps coming back...

 

Waiter, there's a clarinet in my soup.

[Mirhana]

My apologies, it seems we didn't clean the squid properly, it was still holding its clarinet.

 

Waiter, there's sand in my soup!

[sailing101]

That's the decorative centerpiece bowl, your soup hasn't arrived yet.

 

 

Waiter, there's a pinecone in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Whoops! Part of our autumn decorations must've fallen in. *takes out the pinecone and re-hangs it on the wall*

 

Waiter, there's a pair of nunchuks in my soup!

[Indigo_Dragon]

Oh silly me, our newest cook was looking everywhere for that. He has a hobby you see!

 

Waiter there is a sexy naked incubus in my soup. o-o

[NathanBros]

Serious?! They are censored...

 

Waiter there is a quantum leap in my soup.

[Dorchadas]

Not anymore- it's gone.

 

Waiter, there is soup in my soup! I ordered steak!

[Denwayasha]

But the soup has steak in it, sir.

 

Waiter, there's a jelly bean in my soup.

[sailing101]

The fourth doctor did run through the kitchen a moment ago...

 

 

Waiter, there is Dihydrogen Monoxide in my soup.

[Exorian]

Sir, that's just water.

 

Waiter, there is an open bottle of Mtn Dew in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Oh sorry, that's mine. I worked late last night and need the caffeine.

 

Waiter, there's a mysterious old tome in my soup.