Posted September 17, 2012 TJ09 is a tiny elf that lives in the forest biome under a leetle tree. He'd be completely unnoticeable but for the fact he liberally sprays himself with Axe every morning. Why can't I describe my leetle tree? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Because if you do, it'll become a big tree! Why do they have the two headed dragon at the top of the my dragon list? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Two heads are more important than one! Where do I find ultraviolet dragons? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Leave a dragon in the sun all day and come back. Why are there different versons of the nebula dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Because, they don't wear pants. Why did my Lumina turn yellow when i bred it with my Turpentine? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Because turpentine is toxic to the liver and it is jaundiced now! It might die. Why did my perfectly planned couple just refuse to go near each other? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Did you remember to use the 'Matchmaker' BSA that CB female Heartseekers have? Why can't I describe my Vine as being a nice, friendly gardener? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Adding a description to your vine is against the rules and results in scroll burning. Why does my nocturne change sprites? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 Because it can't decide if it wants to be a Vampire or not. Why can't I find a Gold egg? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 (edited) Because they are trolls and always head for those with Gold Trophies. Why won't my dragons breed? D: Edited September 17, 2012 by rampaging wyvern Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2012 You can't breed Sunsong Wyverns with Pygmy Whiptails, sorry. My egg has soft shell. Will rubbing crocodile fat on my mum's face cure it? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 Yes yes it will. Why does one of my dragons show up at the bottom of the breeding list all greyed out? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 (edited) That dragon is a ghost dragon, that's why it's grey. What does the Incubate BSA do to my egg, what will the Red dragon do to it? Edited September 18, 2012 by OrbiterSpore Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 If you use Incubate on an egg, the Red dragon will then cook it and serve it to the rest of your dragons. However, if you use Incubate on a hatchling, the Red dragon will knit said hatchling a sweater. Most hatchlings made to wear a sweater are more prone to run away then other hatchlings. Also, these sweaters are permanent and the hatchling will be forced to wear it the rest of it's life, so use with caution. It could turn out to be an ugly wool sweater with green polka dots. And no one likes wool sweaters. Especially polka dot ones. ((Sorry for the long explanation. Just wanted to avoid any confusion...)) How come I can't breed my Neglected Dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 Because you neglected to give it the "birds-and-the-bees" talk. How do I make a signature? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 Open your profile page, then use a black sharpie to sign your name on your computer screen. OMG how can I get an alt sweetling? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 To get an Alt Sweetling, you must breed a Regular Sweetling with a Black Marrow Dragon. Is it possible to name my egg, and if so, how do I do it? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 You can, go to actions and choose "Kill". How do I eat my dragons? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 You must not. If you do, the egg will hatch, and the embryo will begin to reverse time, making us all non-thinking embryos. How do I ride my dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 To ride your dragon, you must put a TJ09 legendary saddle on it. Why can't my chickens breed? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 They are too frightened of being stomped on or eaten by a dragon! How do I get a red nebula dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 Kill six eggs and make sure they are at the top of the page. Then throw the egg blood into the sky and poof, red nebula. How do I get a vampire dragon? Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2012 By feeding it the blood of a trolling potato. I know, right? How come Cheese dragons are manufactured in the fictional land of Wesconssun? (notice a play on words, not the Wisconsin of RL) Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2012 Because that is the only place where there is enough cheese to meet the demand. Why did my egg die? It had 25 views! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2012 Oh.... 25 views is WAY too many. Hatchies are shy and won't hatch if too many people view them while they're in their egg. Aim for ~4 views total. I saw Missingno! How can I get one on my scroll? Share this post Link to post
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