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What not to say to a Newbie

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TJ09 is a tiny elf that lives in the forest biome under a leetle tree. He'd be completely unnoticeable but for the fact he liberally sprays himself with Axe every morning.

 

Why can't I describe my leetle tree?

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Because if you do, it'll become a big tree!

 

Why do they have the two headed dragon at the top of the my dragon list?

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Two heads are more important than one!

 

Where do I find ultraviolet dragons?

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Leave a dragon in the sun all day and come back.

 

Why are there different versons of the nebula dragon?

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Because turpentine is toxic to the liver and it is jaundiced now! It might die.

 

Why did my perfectly planned couple just refuse to go near each other?

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Did you remember to use the 'Matchmaker' BSA that CB female Heartseekers have?

 

Why can't I describe my Vine as being a nice, friendly gardener?

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Adding a description to your vine is against the rules and results in scroll burning.

 

Why does my nocturne change sprites?

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Because they are trolls and always head for those with Gold Trophies.

 

Why won't my dragons breed? D:

Edited by rampaging wyvern

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You can't breed Sunsong Wyverns with Pygmy Whiptails, sorry.

My egg has soft shell. Will rubbing crocodile fat on my mum's face cure it?

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That dragon is a ghost dragon, that's why it's grey.

 

What does the Incubate BSA do to my egg, what will the Red dragon do to it?

Edited by OrbiterSpore

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If you use Incubate on an egg, the Red dragon will then cook it and serve it to the rest of your dragons.

However, if you use Incubate on a hatchling, the Red dragon will knit said hatchling a sweater.

Most hatchlings made to wear a sweater are more prone to run away then other hatchlings.

Also, these sweaters are permanent and the hatchling will be forced to wear it the rest of it's life, so use with caution.

It could turn out to be an ugly wool sweater with green polka dots. And no one likes wool sweaters. Especially polka dot ones.

 

((Sorry for the long explanation. Just wanted to avoid any confusion...))

 

 

 

 

How come I can't breed my Neglected Dragon?

 

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Because you neglected to give it the "birds-and-the-bees" talk.

 

How do I make a signature?

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Open your profile page, then use a black sharpie to sign your name on your computer screen.

 

OMG how can I get an alt sweetling?

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To get an Alt Sweetling, you must breed a Regular Sweetling with a Black Marrow Dragon.

 

 

 

Is it possible to name my egg, and if so, how do I do it?

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You must not. If you do, the egg will hatch, and the embryo will begin to reverse time, making us all non-thinking embryos.

 

How do I ride my dragon?

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They are too frightened of being stomped on or eaten by a dragon!

 

How do I get a red nebula dragon?

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Kill six eggs and make sure they are at the top of the page. Then throw the egg blood into the sky and poof, red nebula.

 

How do I get a vampire dragon?

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By feeding it the blood of a trolling potato. I know, right? xd.png

 

 

How come Cheese dragons are manufactured in the fictional land of Wesconssun? (notice a play on words, not the Wisconsin of RL)

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Because that is the only place where there is enough cheese to meet the demand. wink.gif

 

Why did my egg die? It had 25 views!

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Oh.... 25 views is WAY too many. Hatchies are shy and won't hatch if too many people view them while they're in their egg. Aim for ~4 views total.

 

I saw Missingno! How can I get one on my scroll?

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