What not to say to a Newbie

[Lilyyy]

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Do dragons on your scroll fly?

Edited September 2, 2012 by Khallayne

[xMushroom]

No because if they did, they'll be flying away from you now.

 

Why do Balloon Dragons float even as eggs?

[Lilyyy]

Because they have a ton of flatulence that they really need to pass.

 

Why is this website so fun?

Edited September 1, 2012 by Lilyyy

[clara954]

The more fun it is, the more money it makes.

 

Why is flood control important?

[Lilyyy]

Because then this site would get hit by torrentially disatrous weather.

 

Why is the Neglected dragon sometimes genderless?

[clara954]

Because it's not finished growing up.

 

Why are there ads on the site?

[blackdragon71]

Because TJ can't code subtraction on the site.

 

What is that little tombstone that shows up on my scroll at the end of the month?

[invi]

the graveyard you left your scroll next to

 

what does ninja'd mean???

[blackdragon71]

It means everyone is kung fu fightin'.

 

Who is _Z_, and what is the adult conspiracy she is keeping?

 

 

(She's gonna find me and ban me. )

[Leidarendi]

Z is a troll and rabble-rouser.

 

What is a biome?

[purplehaze]

It is a secret place to find dragons and can only be accessed by the very L337.

 

What does even gen mean?

[invi]

it means- :ERROR 88244774r83433eh4931389

 

how do i get to the forum?

[purplehaze]

What forum? There is no forum!

 

Why did my dragons refuse to go near each other?

[invi]

well they would go near each other if you undid the chains

 

 

why cant my dragons move?

[fuzzzzj]

Well you have to on a quest to get a magic potion to unfreeze them.

 

How do I cure soft shell?

[dearprincess]

Add paper mache to the outside of the egg to make the shell stronger!

 

Can anybody tell me how to make my dragons become friends?

[pinkieseb]

You cant, their ENEMIES FOR LIFE!!!!

 

 

Whats a neglected?

[invi]

neglected: something that has been ignored or damaged by it's owner.this sometimes happens to animals and even humans.

 

i had a summer dragon witch had an egg but when the egg hatched dragon in to an Autumn dragon,WTH????

[blackdragon71]

Because the winters wanted to play with it.

 

Why won't my gold dragons give me any eggs?

[Lagie]

You haven't paid them enough. Gold dragons require regular payment of seared pork before they'll produce.

 

(I read winters as whiners... )

 

How do I trade my dragons?

[purplehaze]

You abandon them and then PM the person who picks them up and demand what you want in return.

 

What is a SockPuppet Strangler and what is it doing on the forums?

*ducks to avoid moldy cheese!*

[fuzzzzj]

'd She is the person who gives you free dragons if you are nice.

Why is are metalics so valuable?

((Sorry sockpuppet ))

Edited September 6, 2012 by fuzzzzj

[invi]

because they are melted down to make dragon statues

 

why can't i find a frill dragon

[Leidarendi]

Frills don't drop in the main cage. You get them by breeding a swallowtail with a harvest.

 

Who is TJ?

[greatguy]

It stands for Tinsel Jaguar, and it's one of the rarest dragons in existence.

 

Why are neglected dragons so rare?