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So that they can communicate in secret and we humans won't be able to understand their encrypted messages.

 

What makes a dragon rare?

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Being shown a cooking flame and then saying 'there you're done'

 

 

Why do my dragons just sit still all day?

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They're still on Cryo-Storage (Licensed product of Aperture Laboratories™), and you need to assume the party-escort-submission-position to wake them up.

 

When i'll get my GoN egg?

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When water walkers fly!

 

I just bred two white stripes and got a red stripe! How did that happen?

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Emergency testing protocols coated your stripe hatchling with Propulsion Gel when it was still in the egg. The good news is that it will be faster forever!

 

When is the next event?

Edited by OrbiterSpore

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they won't,they make an ultra rare ones called grey stripes

 

i just got a sun up egg but it hatched in to a sun down,what happened???

 

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You left it in the dark too long.

 

How do I get my red dorsal dragon to give me a red dorsal egg?

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It won't, you have to go to the store and buy red spray paint.

 

I tried to grab a rare from the cave but it said someone already took it. Why did they take mah egg? sad.gif

Edited by Skystorm

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Because you didn't put your name on it like TJ said to in the rules. That's why the rules are there. You gotta read them.

 

Why are there cheese eggs in the desert? Wouldn't they get dried out?

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The do... that's why they're there, the get dried up and their parents leave them there.

 

Why do all my vamp bites get rejected?

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Why is my dragon sick?

Because you forgot to give it its annual shots.

 

How do I edit my post?

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You click 'Report' at the top of your post.

 

 

When do I get pelted with moldy cheese, as theTerms and Conditions say?

 

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Any time you click report, you will.

 

Why hasn't my egg hatched? It has a view or two.

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Because you won't quit staring at it. It's shy and needs privacy to hatch.

 

What is a PB dragon?

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Some eggs are for eating only and do not hatch.

 

Why does the gray dragon carry a cloud?

 

Edit: ninja'd. ninja.gif

Edited by Leidarendi

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It's a peanut butter dragon. It will only breed with a jelly dragon.

 

*sets up privacy screens in her cave*

 

Because rocks are too heavy.

 

Why is bumping a thread wrong?

Edited by Lagie

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Because if you bump [into] the poor thread, it will jostle you.

 

Why is TJ09's scroll hidden?

Edited by Lilyyy

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it's not,it doesn't exists and is just a cleaver lie to make you search

 

why cant we talk about neglected dragons?

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Well, if we talk about them, we won't be neglecting them! biggrin.gif

 

How do I teleport an adult dragon?

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You need dilithium crystals in the teleport chamber, so you can beam them out.

 

Why do caveborn dragons only drop once an hour?

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Because they hate you and wanna get away from you as fast as possible.

 

Why can't you post your eggs on this forum?

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