What not to say to a Newbie

[Lagie]

Shh. Don't tell them that. They think they're being successful.

 

How do I find a white vespine?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You don't find one. You need the Scare breed specific action from six CB Grave Dragons to turn a yellow egg white. 

 

Why do hatchlings that love to cuddle need to be well camouflaged in the egg?

[LadyMadonna]

Because they're easily embarrassed.

Why do my summoners keep failing?

[Lagie]

Because the moon needs to be in the seventh house while Jupiter aligns with Mars.

 

What does a bolt dragon do?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It runs away from things. It's very easily startled.

 

Is the entire realm of Galsreim inside a cave?

[Lagie]

Only the cavern parts.

 

How do I teleport?

[Quinney]

Say "Beam me up, Scotty"

 

Why have I got a Berry Dragon on my scroll when I clicked on a Vespine?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Its mother saw the click coming and snatched it away.

 

Are the CB eggs really the offspring of wild dragons?

[LadyMadonna]

Yes.  They have to get really, really mad before they can lay eggs.

Why do the caves keep freezing?

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Dragons with the affinity for ice magic like it cold and caves are naturally cool so that's where they go.

 

I want to breed my Ghanser to my Algarre.  But why can't I find the Ghasner on the list of dragons my Algarre can breed with?

Edited September 11, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[LadyMadonna]

Maybe because you've misspelled it?  Ghasners don't exist. 😁

 

Will the dragons roost on my Leetle Tree?

 

 

[Lagie]

Um. That would be roast your leetle tree.

 

How exactly do purple dragons fertilize other dragons?

[LadyMadonna]

They feed the pair with oysters and fine wine. Strew their den with fragrant rose petals and put Barry White on the turntable.

 

How should you approach a Vespine nest?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

In full beekeeper gear... which costs lots of shards.

 

Where are the Astreal Eggs?

[Lagie]

You tell me.

 

Why is my undine yellow?

[LadyMadonna]

It's been swimming in the custard again.

 

Why can't my Astrael pollinate my Nebula?

[Lagie]

Nebulae have no petals.

 

Why is my cantor red?

[Beldarius]

The cantor and his choir aren't here yet, that's a Cardinal.

 

Why does the site always lag on the hour?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because you're so nice that you let everyone else have thier pick of the eggs first.

 

Why are all my hatchlings girls?

[Quinney]

The cave is big on girl power.

 

Where are the white Vespines?

[Lagie]

Hidden in the snow.

 

Why did my leetle tree become a broccoli stem a while back?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

International "Eat Your Vegetables, Kid" Day.

 

Why can't I breed my fire breathing Shumoga to my fire breathing Berry Drake?

 

 

[Lagie]

It's a berry impossible thing to do.

 

Why is my silver tinsel's ancestor pink?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Her owner never wiped off the silver polish.

 

Why are there so many Omen Wyrms crossed with Mints?

[Lagie]

Mints make the best Halloween candy.

 

How do I turn my canto green?