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You'll have to cross a trader's palm with silver.

 

What are my chances of winning a raffle prize?

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The same as the odds of my vision improving, but still better than the MegaMillions odds.

 

Why don't egg limits increase during holidays?

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The Grinch sets the limits.

 

Where will I find Halloween treats?

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Your gold dragons have them, release them and they’ll drop it.

 

What is 10 + 9?

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How does that relate to Dragon Cave?

 

Too many to fit at my dining table, especially since they're dragons.

 

How often can my vampire bite?

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Only when it feels its lineage weakening due to relatives being released or killed. 

 

How do I get a green Nilia?

 

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Send TJ all your golds, and your firstborn.

 

Why am I getting 0 in pumpkin carving?

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The judge couldn't see past all the Pumpkin dragons assumed you had no entry.

 

How do I get my eggs back from the AP?

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Only TJ can get you those back.  Send him 500 shards per egg along with their codes. 

 

How do I carve pumpkins properly without steady hands?

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You need to have a hundred more dragons on your scroll than Princess Lucy does.

 

In what biome do I find pink Cantor eggs?

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The Valentine one.

 

How do I get an exalted pitfire?

Edited by Lagie
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You have to get the Royal Blues, the Royal Crimsons, the Royal Eminances, and the Kingcrownes to bow to it.

 

*holds up a wiggly New Release hatchling*  So when does it get its spook powers?

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It doesn’t get them until you manage to send TJ enough scary videos to startle him.

 

How do I know where to find each Xenowyrm variant?

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Sadly, you have to abandon it, or else it’ll get all your other eggs and hatchlings sick.

 

What’s a 'viewbomb'?

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It's a camera strapped to a bomb that livestreams from the drop until the explosion. 

 

What's a CB?

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A Carbon Biomass. Throw it away.

 

Where can I find an abyss watcher egg today?

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They've gone back into the abyss for Christmas.

 

How much longer will the AP have halloween eggs?

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The holiday flood will be over before my egg slots taken by failed Vampire bites are free again. If I keep my Vampires biting and killing eggs, I can make it last several more days.

 

Why can't we trade adult dragons?

Edited by Long_Before_Sunrise

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Because adult dragons are too smart for our own good. They’ll just fly back to their home scrolls.

 

Why can’t drakes and dragons breed?

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So one can keep a lookout while the other ties your shoelaces together.

 

What's the punishment for the crime of breeding a bunch of CB Halloweens to Mints? 

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