What not to say to a Newbie

[Quinney]

12, one for each day of Christmas.

 

Why didn't my two dragons overcome the Scourgekeeper?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The Scourgekeeper hadn't used any deodorant for a week.

 

Why do my Siyats keeping hatching out green?

[Lagie]

Give them some love. It's not easy being green.

 

How do I get a green cantormaris?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You use Custom Sort to surround the egg with green dragons for three days before it hatches.

 

Why don't I ever see Thunder eggs in the biomes?

[Lagie]

You need to look in stormy skies.

 

Why are there chickens but no roosters?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You heard of a nunnery? Well, this is a hennery.

 

All my Pyropellis dragons grow up and have yellow-orange flames. Where do I get a one with purple flames?

[Lagie]

Hunt in deep space until you find an android named Lore.

 

How do I get a dusk pygmy?

[0_o-suspicious_dragon-o_0]

Nobody knows.

 

Is naming a dragon RATATOUILLE JR. bad?

[Lagie]

Only if it's not a French dragon.

 

Where do I find jester eggs?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Not where, when.... They're Mardi Gras eggs. They're available during Mardi Gras season.

 

Which dragon looks most like a turkey?

[Lagie]

A cooked one.

 

Where do I find a yellow undine?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

In Winkie Country in Oz. 

 

How do I hatch cheese?

[Lagie]

With a very sharp knife.

 

Why can't my paper dragon breed?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It does. Once every five years, it returns to the In-Box where it was spawned to start the cycle all over again. 

 

How did my Labradorite egg manage to hatch on 677 views with over 3 days left?

[sithdragon]

The Mandela effect.

 

Why are my Scourgekeepers moving around and having secret meetings at the end of the scroll?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Did you really think they had a change of heart after they were defeated?

 

Why is it easier to find an Ice egg in the cave than get an egg from two Ice dragons?

 

[sithdragon]

(I did hope they had repented of their treacherous ways and moved away from the path of tormenting everything around them............. I think they are plotting the downfall of the entire scroll and me at the moment.)

 

Cold hearts means no eggs, and the partying faction anonymously drops off the evidence in the caves when no one is looking.

 

Has anyone ever recorded all four heads of false headed hydras arguing with each other??

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The transcripts are in a vault that's only open during day. The one with all the entrances guarded by Nocturne dragons.

 

Why do Light Weavers have mustaches?

 

 

[Lagie]

Because they don't know the tune.

 

How do I get a sinomorph?

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[sithdragon]

Wait until hay fever season. That should sort you out.

 

Is the splash BSA truly an apocalyptic superpower?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

March 25th.

 

Why is there a limit on how many abandoned eggs I can have?

 

[sithdragon]

I have no idea. I watched a wall of AP Halloween eggs just die when they counted down to zero. T'was hard to reconcile.

 

 

Are magma dragons ticklish?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Very. Try it out. 

 

What's the most valuable dragon in trade?

[sithdragon]

The one you don't have.

 

Can Astrael Dragons sing?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Not according to the Arias and Mistras. The Howler Drakes say maybe.

 

 

 

Why do people keep asking for Xxxxx codes? I haven't found a single code that's made in entirely of one letter yet.