What not to say to a Newbie

[Lovecats]

Not necessarily! Some of them can take art apprenticeships and make their way up from there.

 

A new dragon has entered the cave? How did that happen?

[Lagie]

By the back door.

 

How do I incubate?

[LadyMadonna]

Build a big compost heap and pop your egg on top to benefit from the warmth of decomposing matter.

Why don't teenage hatchlings have acne?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Speckled Dragons do and it never goes away.

 

Why do dragons like flowers so much they want to look like one?

[vadersaber444]

Its cuz it automatically makes them rare.

 

So I abandoned all four of my gaias cuz i don't like how they look, what should I look for? 

[Lagie]

Plants.

 

Why is this mint upside down?

[LadyMadonna]

Because he's in Australia.

Does dragon poo make good compost?

[Lagie]

Only for California redwoods.

 

How do I get a black astrael?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

By using the paint pallet during the Cookie Decorating event in December/January.

 

What can I do to stop other dragons from stealing my Astrael's food while he's preening?

 

[Quinney]

Tell him he shouldn't be preening at the dinner table anyway. 

 

How do I get a White CB Vespine?

[Lagie]

Drop a yellow one in some bleach.

 

Where do I find a leetle tree?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

In the wilderness.

 

Where are all the Astreal eggs?

[Lagie]

1 hour ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

In the wilderness.

 

Where are all the Astreal eggs?

Since when does the Wilderness have semi-colons?!? 

 

They're in the garden.

 

How do I get a yellow undine?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Bet this salty wild Calligene was either an egg that didn't have enough time left to influence or hatched in the AP.

 

You toss shards off the Coast and ask the Undines for one.

 

Why don't dragons eat chickens?

[LadyMadonna]

They do, but they don't like to crow about it.

How can you make a dragon blush?

[sithdragon]

Tell them you know what they did last summer?

 

How can I wake up the limestones when they are in gargoyle mode?

[Lagie]

Blink.

 

What does 'expunge' do?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It clears the blockage from the drain.

 

When are the Summer DC events?

 

 

 

[baoser]

Between the December solstice and the June solstice.

 

What's the difference between misfit pygmies and mistlet pygmies?

[Lagie]

F and TL

 

Why is my dorsal red?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's angry or embarrassed.  You need to be more careful with names.

 

Where did my Sapphire hatchling go and what's this summer squash doing on my scroll?

 

 

 

 

[Lagie]

Ready to be dinner.

 

How do I get a staterae?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have to practice your scales multiple times a day.  

 

Should I trust this "quite harmless" egg?

[Lagie]

No. Send it to me.

 

How are there cheese eggs?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

When a bowl of milk and a packet of rennet love each other very much thanks to a mischievous Purple Dragon...

 

If these eggs are well camouflaged, why are they easier to find than the unnerving one?