What not to say to a Newbie

[Spiteful_Crow]

On 2/25/2023 at 7:01 PM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Why can't Vampires bite Cheese eggs? Everyone likes cheese.

 

Little known fact: Vampires are allergic to cheese, as well as most other dairy products. They disguise this fact by pretending to be allergic to garlic instead. (They actually love it.)

 

Why can't you teleport Zombies? It works in the Zombie Tower game.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They fall apart during shipment and leave long lingering bad odors.

 

Why are Mimic hatchling so big compared to their eggs?

 

 

[Lagie]

Floo powder.

 

How do I get a leetle tree?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Put a regular tree and some Life Mana in the dryer and set it on High Heat. You got to check it or you'll wind up with a hard broccoli floret.

 

Why did Crypt dragons choose the dead for company?

Edited March 4, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

Because apparently writing "I like long walks within ancient crypts" in your bio is enough to scare the living ones away.

 

Why is catching a CB Gold soooo hard?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Because gold is the heaviest metal and it always sinks straight to the bottom of the pile.

 

Are Gemshards like the squirrels of Galsreim?

 

[Lagie]

Well, they wou - squirrel!

 

How do I get a naked lumina?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Aren't all Luminas naked already?

 

What is this green acorn among the eggs on my scroll?

Edited April 1, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Naraku]

It's a bamboozle egg, all it does is take up an egg slot. It will never hatch, so better toss it.

What do people mean by "codes" that some dragons supposedly have?

[Lagie]

Well... if you approach a dragon from the left and check inside its left ear, you'll see a barcode. Scan that to find out its code.

 

How do I get an ushgorn?

[Quinney]

Guardian x Royal Crimson dragons, guaranteed every time.

 

How do I unfreeze a hatchie?

[Lagie]

Microwave it.

 

Where do I find a leetle broccoli tree?

[Naraku]

It's a very rare variant of a leetle tree that displays year-around regardless of season/event. Everyone have only one chance to get it by clicking on a leetle in forest biome. If it's not the broccoli one, then that's unfortunate; there's no another chance as the leetle trees can't be abandoned nor released.

What is the difference between III and 3G tags in dragon names?

Edited April 12, 2023 by Naraku

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

3G simply means third generation, but since I is the ninth letter of the alphabet, III means the egg is the 27th generation. 

 

Why do so many dragons have glowy spots on them?

[Lagie]

So they can see in the dark.

 

Why can't I find a staterae in the cave?

[KittyloverWV]

Because it took a bathroom break. 

 

How does an egg hatch? 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You use the Kill action on it.  The hatchling is already capable of independent life. It's just timid and lazy. You must be stern.

 

Do Flare-Tail Pygmies act like parasites to Nexus Dragons and other breeds with mana crystals on thier hides?

Edited June 19, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[LadyMadonna]

Yes, if you collect enough Flare Tails, you can extract their crystals and stick them together to make a Nexus dragon.  It's the Combine BSA.

 

How can I mine more shards?

 

 

[Trebonth]

Create more villagers and assign them to shard mines.

 

How can I breed my Aeon dragons to avoid inbreeding?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Teach them to practice abstinence before thier wedding day.

 

How do I get a Dino to lay a chicken egg in the alpine biome for a trade?

[Trebonth]

Level them up to 56th level so a dino evolves into chicken.

How do I capture a Mint Dragon?

[Lagie]

With brownies.

 

Where do I find an incense dragon egg?

[Quinney]

You have to breed a pygmy with a brute.

 

Why aren't there more two-headed dragons in the AP?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The same reason you rarely see drakes.

 

Why do so many dragons smell good?

[LadyMadonna]

Because their noses are really long!

Do all Painted Rays have to graduate from art school?