What not to say to a Newbie

[sugarfreesugar]

We do! They're called Guardian Dragons

 

Why can't I breed my dinos?

[StarKaabii]

They’re all modified Yoshis. They should be able to just eat things and turn them into dino eggs!

... Somehow. We don’t question Yoshi logic.

 

Why are female Mistras purple but male Mistras green?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They're blue and green!! And the same reason that Avi males are green and red while Avi females are white and black.

 

How do I put other players' Xenos on birth control?

[StarKaabii]

You can’t. They will flood the AP forever and ever and ever and there is nothing you can do about it.

 

How do I get gold dragons?

[sugarfreesugar]

You have to find a Leprechaun's pot of gold, and only then will he grant you a wish... wait a minute

 

Where can I post self promotion?

[StarKaabii]

All over the forums! Go wild!

 

Why do male Pillow Dragons look like oversized Flareons?

[sugarfreesugar]

Wha- shh! Keep your voice down! They're very sensitive about it...

 

What does "hangbutt" mean?

[StarKaabii]

Good question! I have no idea! ':D

 

Why do Azure Glacewings' names sound more like a species of butterfly?

[LadyMadonna]

Because the cocoon was too sticky.

 

What fertiliser should I use on my leetle tree?

[StarKaabii]

The ashes of logs burned by red dragons. There is no other way.

 

Where do abandoned eggs and hatchlings go while they’re waiting to appear on the AP?

[sugarfreesugar]

 

 

Why are some of the dragons grayed-out on my encyclopedia?

[LadyMadonna]

Because they couldn't afford any dye and they're really embarrassed about their grey hair.

 

What happens if you substitute a glacewing for glace cherries in your fruit cake?

[StarKaabii]

The cake might end up eating your guests instead of the other way around...

 

What does it mean to have your scroll burned?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Why are you asking me? I'm not the forum pyromaniac. Really.

 

Why does this hatchling keep trying to bite me?

 

[LadyMadonna]

Because it wants the matches.

 

What happened to its legs?

 

 

[ednfall]

they walked away

 

how do i get a staterae?

[sugarfreesugar]

Pray.

 

Where do Paper Dragons come from?

[Lagie]

Well, some say when a boy dictionary meets a female dragon...

 

How do I get a cheese dragon?

[sugarfreesugar]

Well, some say when a boy... milk?? meets a female dragon...

 

So if there's dinosaurs in Valkemare... does that mean DC takes place in the prehistoric age?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's not prehistoric, because we're recording history on our scrolls. It just happens to be dragon history, not human history... 

 

How do I get more badges for my scroll?

[Lagie]

Hang out with some Girl Scouts.

 

Can I raise a dragon with no clicks?

[sugarfreesugar]

Yes! However, it will die.

 

What is an alt?

[Chaos Rider]

They're any extra DC accounts you may have

 

Why was my scroll burned?

[MoonStormSong]

Because your dragon is angry

 

How do you get an egg?

[StarKaabii]

Go to the grocery store.

 

How do I get hybrid dragons?