What not to say to a Newbie

[Lagie]

13 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

So one can keep a lookout while the other ties your shoelaces together.

Love this!

 

 

2 hours ago, StarKaabi said:

Who is TJ09?

The monster under your bed.

 

Why can't I breed my abyss watchers together today?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The water in the ocean isn't cold enough. 

 

Why do people not seem to like Exalted Pitfires?

[Lagie]

There's too much bowing and scraping required when they're around.

 

How do I get a citrine gemshard?

[StarKaabii]

Take a ruby gemshard and soak it in yellow dye for a while.

 

Why can’t I keep my celestials corporeal permanently?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned for not teaching your hatchlings to behave.

 

Which dragon breed is the most powerful?

[FuecocoBoi09]

Black dragon, the most powerful dragon.

 

Why?

[Lagie]

The one you need most.

 

Where do I find a chicken?

[Quinney]

A full grow one?   Check scrolls with at least 100 pages.

 

What's the Vespine  yellow/white ratio?

[xenogender]

It constantly changes as both colors are always combatting with each other in a Violent Splatoon Color Battle fashion. It was 35/65 last I checked the Vespine leaderboards.

 

How to obtain Sweetling?

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You need to decorate a gingerbread house right away in the Holiday Event then let it age about two months to attract them.  They love stale gingerbread.

 

What's a bloodswap?

 

 

[Lagie]

I bite you. You bite me.

 

What's a CB dragon?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have greasy fingers.

 

If Vilvoors can't stand light then how do we know what they look like?

[Quinney]

The Scourgekeepers were there before them and described them to us.

 

I want to breed my vampires, why is there no action to do so?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Entire Covens have been wiped out in the wars over rare half Vampire offspring. Do you want to start that again?

 

How can my Abyss Watcher be from the Alpine when it's an ocean dragon?

 

[Lagie]

The stork dropped it there.

 

I need a black sweetling. How do I get one?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I managed to stuff 47 into Jewel the DIVA's purse before seagulls carried it off.

 

Why do some eggs have the exact same description, but are completely different breeds?

[Lagie]

To quote Worf, "We don't talk about that."

 

Why can't I summon a Guardian of Nature?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

THEY'RE LOOSE???

 

Why don't I ever see any Undead Dragon eggs?

[Quinney]

You've obviously not hung around the graveyard at the right time.

 

Why won't my Staterae's give me more Staterae's?

[StarKaabii]

Because you can only get Stateraes from breeding two Guardians of Nature together.

 

Why are Amaltheans referred to as “dragons” when they’re basically just kirin?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's the smell. They smell like dragons.

 

Do Galsriem chickens consume mana, too?

[Zonnedauw]

They do but the bulk of their diet should be the souls of the innocent, with some corn and grass seeds added for minerals.

 

Why are some of my dragons born without legs or wings?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Thier mother ate dark mana crystals while they were forming and caused them to have birth defects.

 

What's a neggie?

[Naraku]

Dragon Cave did a crossover with Neopets more than a decade ago. Like Leetles, you can occasionally find Neggies.

Why did Imperial Fleshcrowne's price randomly go up to 1.3k shards?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

The Unseen Watcher, Master of Dragons.

 

How many different color patterns do Glystere Wyrms have?

Edited November 16, 2023 by Long_Before_Sunrise