Corrupt-A-Wish

[KittyHawkMC]

Granted but now you vomit instead

 

I wish my boyfriend goes out with me again :/

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but your desires are thwarted by other things, and he leaves you again.

 

I wish that I could figure out what to do with my avatarless...ness.

[DoggyGuy]

Granted, you get an avatar, but the file goes corrupt.

 

I wish for the president to be a dog

[Naraku]

Granted, but the president can't do nothing but bark and pee. Everything comes crashing down.

 

I wish the person below me get a moldy pizza.

[blackgem14]

Granted, but I eat it anyway.

 

I wish the person below me had no ads on their sites.

[SparrowSelkie]

Granted, but the ads are moved to the real world instead. You're just walking and Bam! Pop up add to the face.

 

I wish the person below me was immune to all diseases.

[Naraku]

Granted, but I am now allergic to idiots.

 

I wish the person below me can fly.

[EscapistLore]

Granted. You gave me an expired airplane ticket.

 

I wish the person below me was beautiful.

[Nivvekk]

Granted, but now everyone who used to be better looking than me is now ugly. Now there's a LOT of ugly people...

 

I wish the person below would find a REAL dragon egg!

Edited November 27, 2014 by Nivvekk

[iasdghadsg]

Granted, its a REAL painted dragon egg.

 

I wish the person below me will find the biggest cat in the world.

[DoggyGuy]

How ironic. I did, but then I ate it.

 

I wish someone would find an invincible dog the size of the Sun

[Caesin Miirik]

Granted, but it's clumsy and it steps on me. X.X

 

I wish I were a dragon.

[Nivvekk]

Granted, but your a Pygmy and there's a bigger hungry dragon chasing you.

 

 

I wish magic and wizards were real.

[Matmetchi]

granted but they all use their powers for evil )':

 

i wish that water had a cool yummy taste to it!

[EscapistLore]

Granted. *drops a cucumber slice in your water* That'll be a dollar.

 

I wish I was at the beach right now.

[Brotato]

Granted! Oh noooooo, it's a TYPHOON!

 

I wish for a ham sandvich.

[Psyduсk]

Granted. But it has.. TOO MUCH SALT ON IT!!!

 

I wish for the answer to all questions ever.

[DoggyGuy]

Granted, but your head explodes and you die.

 

I wish for a dog named DoggyTron to rule the universe

[Nivvekk]

Granted, but hates you and enslaves you.

 

I wish to never get another traffic ticket ever again.

[EscapistLore]

Granted. You lose your liscense permamently and can never drive again.

 

I wish my computer drivers updated within seconds.

[LupusEques]

Granted, but it now updates more frequently, so it still takes up the same amout of time as before.

 

I wish for a fat koala bear that enjoys pickles and lemons on tuesday afternoons...

[AeliaLynx]

Granted! It wants so many every Tuesday that you are bankrupt within a month.

 

I wish for there to be no more snow this year.

 

[LupusEques]

Granted, all the snow build up in the clouds for the entire year, and next year there will be 2 years worth of snow, this years and next years, so it will snow 10 feet every day

 

I wish for hugz

[DoggyGuy]

granted, but they sqeeuze you to death

 

i wish for DoggyTron to become invincible

[LupusEques]

Granted, but he turns into an invincible piece of dust. Only dust can be invincible.

 

I wish that the better threads would be more active then all the stupid threads that get a post every second.