Corrupt-A-Wish

[LupusEques]

Granted, then your mom send you off to africa in them.

 

I wish to be ninja'd

[EscapistLore]

Granted. You get killed by a ninja.

 

I wish for a 9000 stamps to use on the boxes to bring them back to NZ (with me in one)

Granted. You get one stamp with 9000 on it, and put it on the box you aren't in. Oops.

 

I wish- Wait, I can't wish. Can I wish to wish? Or would that be wishing? Can I hope to wish to wish? What if someone wishes that I could wish to wish? I wish that someone would wish for me to wish to wish! *hmm*

 

Or would that still be wishing?

[LupusEques]

Yes.

 

I wish that this guys tongue didn't look so pointy, what happened to it?

[EscapistLore]

Yes.

 

I wish that this guys tongue didn't look so pointy, what happened to it?

Granted, now the random guy has a hexagonal tongue.

 

Fine. I don't wish to be able to wish. (Corrupt that!)

[Kyleedj]

Granted your wish is stolen by the person below.

 

I wish I had a piano.

[LupusEques]

Granted, you get a piano that is broken by someone who threw it off a roof to kill his friend, it also has guts on it.

 

I wish for two things since kyleedj gave one to me.

 

1. I wish that the person below gets 5 wishes (Don't see who would corrupt this and ruin it for themselves)

 

2. I wish to grant my wishes so they don't get corrupted.

[blackgem14]

Granted, I will wish for 5 things, but they all get corrupted and all end up being bad for you somehow.

And granted, you can grant your own wishes so they don't get corrupted but now, since one of my wishes was for you to have unlimited wishes and it got corrupted, you cannot wish ever again.

 

(And black gem, a lucid dream means a dream where you can do anything you want, so I give myself arms and legs, while still being a potato.)

Yeah, I know what a lucid dream is. You un-corrupt wishes a lot, you know that?

 

 

I wish for a fish box!

[Kyleedj]

Granted. You receive a box. Use your imagination.

 

I wish for a cookie.

[LupusEques]

Lol.

 

but you never said you wished, so I can now grant my own wishes, but since you never ACTUALLY granted the 5, I can still wish.

 

Granted, it is moldy

 

I wish for blackgem14 to also have infinite wishes and be able to grant her own wishes.

 

Granted.

 

I wish for a square of death (If I don't ask for a wish that I don't get to grant the person below will not be able to grant any, and that is not fair.)

[blackgem14]

Granted, your square of death kills you.

 

I wish you would stop confusing me on this game!

[EscapistLore]

Granted. You will now be confused with everything else, but not this game.

 

I wish I could buy mini pumpkins year round.

[LupusEques]

Congratulations, but then someone points out your head looks like the mini pumpkins

 

I wish that Blackgem14 would stop being confused

 

Granted.

 

I wish for lots and lots of pie.

[EscapistLore]

Congratulations, but then someone points out your head looks like the mini pumpkins

 

I wish that Blackgem14 would stop being confused

 

Granted.

 

I wish for lots and lots of pie.

Granted. Your professors make you do lots of math with 3.14.... Oh, you didn't mean that kind of pie? Too bad.

 

I wish that the sky was blue. >.>

[MyaMouse]

Well, it is. So, granted. But it has white dotson it. They're called clouds.

 

I wish that my brother's computer's laptop wasn't so slow and had an easier-to-use keyboard.

[EscapistLore]

Well, it is. So, granted. But it has white dotson it. They're called clouds.

 

I wish that my brother's computer's laptop wasn't so slow and had an easier-to-use keyboard.

Granted. Your brother gets a new laptop he never ever lets you use and gives you his old one.

 

I wish I could teleport places safely.

[MyaMouse]

Fine, but you teleport to the wrong places anyway. Soon you accidentally teleport into a volcano.

 

I wish that my arm didn't hurt.

Edited November 23, 2014 by MyaMouse

[LupusEques]

Granted, your arm gets ripped off, so now you don't have a arm that can be hurting.

 

(By the way, I do not care because I love math )

 

I wish for more pi

 

Granted

 

I wish for edible pie

[blackgem14]

Granted. It has fruit flies on it.

 

I wish I wasn't so dizzy.

[LupusEques]

Granted, you are now even dizzier than "so dizzy"

 

I wish for the fruit flies to be edible too

 

Granted

 

I wish for a fruit fly shaker to go with my salt and pepper shakers

 

[EscapistLore]

Granted. Now you have a fruit fly shaking its behind.

 

I wish that no one can grant their own wishes but me.

[LupusEques]

Granted, but I wish that I can never be un wished before granting this and grant it myself.

 

I wish I can never be un wished

 

Granted

 

I wish for more fruit flies shaking their behinds, that will follow me wherever I go.

[EscapistLore]

Granted, now you have a swarm of dancing fruit flies following you around, until no one wants to speak to you or be near you because there are so many of them, and everything gets clogged up and they keep multiplying until finally you turn into a giant fly.

 

I wish for pumpkin pie.

 

Granted. (Eats a slice of pumpkin pi (heh.)).

 

I wish LupusEques can't grant his own wishes!

Edited November 23, 2014 by EscapistLore

[blackgem14]

Granted, but somehow it loops around and you can't grant your OWN, either.

 

...until finally you turn into a giant fly.

Wasn't Jeff Goldblum mentioned earlier?

 

I wish I was faster at posting!

Edited November 23, 2014 by blackgem14

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but soon you end up addicted; bankruptcy, a life of zero friends, an unhealthy life, and others follow right after.

 

I wish the Sun exploded, everyone survived, and a new Sun came to replace the old one.

[blackgem14]

Granted, but nobody notices.

 

I wish my computer mouse had patterns like a black and white cow.