Corrupt-A-Wish

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but a magic spell makes it real.

 

I wish the Earth exploded, and I died.

[LupusEques]

Granted, I am not corrupting this lol sorry for your loss, of yourself...

 

I wish for tat guy to read my earlier post of me not being able to be un wished

 

Granted

 

I wish to fly

 

Edit: I just ninja'd!

Edited November 23, 2014 by LupusEques

[MyaMouse]

Granted. You are the only one who died and everyone else escape into space.

 

I wish for a psychic typing system that types what I'm thinkin but doesn't post unless I post it manually.

[LittleTinyDragon]

I have a feeling that my wish was granted twice. So I will grant two wishes (wow, if only it was three).

 

Wish 1: Granted, but your inexperience of flight causes you to plummet to your death.

 

Wish 2: Granted, but it creates an incredible amount of spam. It also decides to shout it out loudly instead with your voice.

 

I wish I revived on an exploded Earth.

[MyaMouse]

Granted, but lacking the technological advancements of your fellow humans from being so caught up in granting your wishes, you soon die from lack of air on your now atmosphere-less pile of rocks.

 

I wish for Darien's ignorant Neanderthal cop was less… Stupid.

Edited November 23, 2014 by MyaMouse

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but he ends up so smart he begins to plot evil, secret, and destructive plans against the world, for absolutely no reason but from boredom.

 

I wish that the Earth became intact again, as I revive once more without suffocating.

[blackgem14]

Granted, but no-one else comes back to Earth, and so you are all alone, and you go insane from loneliness.

 

I wish I had a gigantic ruby.

[Brotato]

Granted. It's at the planet's core. Go get it.

 

I wish for a sandwich.

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but of course, it's five weeks old with worms crawling about on top of it.

 

I wish everyone came back to Earth-to keep me from going insane.

[MyaMouse]

Granted, but they avoid you all the time, an you turn insane anyways.

 

I wish that the person below me got a cake.

 

It's my friend's birthday today.

[EscapistLore]

Thats an evil thing to wish for, since I have to corrupt it. Granted. The cake is old and moldy.

 

I wish I could make it rain and stop raining whenever I wanted.

[ilia]

Granted, and you're given an umbrella.

 

 

I wish to meet a real live fantasy elf.

Edited November 23, 2014 by ilia

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but they kill you.

 

I wish that I can never die except out of suicide.

[MyaMouse]

Granted, but from being insane you do suicide anyway.

 

Well, then I wish EscapistLore's cake was moldy and old. Corrupt that!

 

This is going to backfire somehow, isn't it.

[blackgem14]

Granted, the cake is moldy and old, but there's a gun in it and when you touch the cake to throw it out (since that's what you do with mold), the gun goes off... and it backfires.

Yeah, that's my style.

 

I wish for a plate of enchiladas!

[ilia]

Granted, but after you take a bite, you realize there are bugs in it.

 

 

I wish that I could finally get to the end of the rainbow

[EscapistLore]

Granted, but you get kidnapped by leprechauns and forced to dance to drunken music and you eventually turn as insane as they are. C'est la vie.

 

I wish that I was a ninja.

[Mirhana]

Granted. Such a good ninja in fact, that nobody sees you even if they'd want to, and you drown in your loneliness and despair.

 

I wish I had enough time to do both my homework and to play Assassin's Creed.

[KittyHawkMC]

Granted but your console explodes and then gets run over and now you have extra time for homework

 

I wish my kitten didn't bite

[Twilight-Stasis]

granted but now that kitten throws up instead

 

I wish for the clouds to rain white chocolate

Edited November 25, 2014 by flame249

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but such huge chunks begin to rain down that it falls on people, killing them. You are one of the first to die. ^^

 

I wish that the person second below from this post gets bit by a snake, revives, and then sees this post.

[KittyHawkMC]

Granted but the snake has turned on its former keeper

 

I wish that any Silvaze fans would PM me

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, but they hate you.

 

I wish I didn't realize that I was the person that would be bit by the "snake" (which turned on me), revive, and see the post.

 

Wow. Kind of strange.

[blackgem14]

Wish granted. You realized it, and saw it coming so the snake bite also had the element of dread, and then the snake's bite and the poison wipes your memory of the event, all except the emotion and the sound of 'Jaws' music.

 

I wish my bed didn't give me a backache!

[LittleTinyDragon]

Granted, it becomes so soft you die of "over-sleeping".

 

And if you do happen to wake, you can't even get up, because gravity and the lack of exercise.

 

I wish that the bout of coughs I've been having recently stopped.