Corrupt-A-Wish

[rawr0401]

Granted but the ink disappears.(or if its on the computer it crashes)

 

I wish i had a unicorn

[Durppie]

Granted, it kills you with it's horn.

I wish that I could put a rainbow afro wig on GlaDOS.

[Merryier12]

Granted, but it looks so different that scientists take it away for studying

 

I wish i had the fifth harry potter book :/

[dragondude995]

granted, but the book gets stolen.

 

i wish i had the power to be invisable.

[rawr0401]

Granted but you can only turn invisible in your closet

 

I wish i had shoes that made me fly

[Shalarean]

Granted, but then Hermes comes after you and sues you for stealing his shoes.

 

I wish Harry Potter Deathly Hollows Part 2 had come out on 7/7 instead of having to wait.

[baoser]

Granted, but the tickets instantly sell out the minute it releases.

 

I wish for a bunny rabbit. :3

[rawr0401]

Granted but whenever you touch or look at it, it dies.

 

I wish for 3 billion dollars

[Shalarean]

Granted, but then the police come and take you to jail for stealing it from your local bank...shame on you.

 

I wish it wasn't quite so hot out.

[rawr0401]

Granted but it becomes so cold everyone froze to death.

 

I wish for a GIANT CAKE

[Desiderii]

Granted! However, it's full of ingredients you are allergic to, and you die from anaphylactic shock as soon as you approach the cake.

 

I wish I Data from TNG was real. :3

[rawr0401]

(im not allergic to anything hahah)

 

GRanted howeve It is invisible.

 

I wish pokemon were real

[Lalasa]

Granted, a pikachu comes up to you and electrocutes you so badly your heart stops. Pika, pika.

 

I wish that Flandre Scarlet was real.

[rawr0401]

Granted but than you become fake.

 

I wish that i was a wizard

[Lalasa]

Granted, you try out a new spell and blow yourself up.

 

I wish I was Flandre Scarlet.

[Durppie]

Granted, you blow yourself up using a spell.

 

I wish that I had the ability to wield a real Keyblade.

[Roland7749]

Granted but the heartless attack and overwhelm you.

 

I wish I could get a better computer. (This one cant even run original half life well)

[Saiph]

Granted. You find yourself with a super computer capable of instant downloads, highspeed gaming and mind control... now it downloads things off you.

 

I wish I had a virtual reality gaming room the size of a large warehouse. @.@ Think of the possibilities....

[XxdragicexX]

Granted. But it malfunctions and it creates killer machines that cannot be stopped.

 

I wish for a billion dollars

Edited July 9, 2011 by XxdragicexX

[Roland7749]

Granted, its fake money however.

 

I wish that I had a TARDIS

[iRorschachBot]

Granted, but the Master attacks then kills you.

 

I wish that I hadn't made this wish.

[Roland7749]

Granted but you broke the rules of the thread.

 

I wish I could fly

[iRorschachBot]

Granted, They're called airplanes.

 

I wish I was number on in the top ten posters instead of second.

Edited July 10, 2011 by iRorschachBot

[Shalarean]

Granted, but it's on a site that has three people.

 

I wish I had a puppy...

[iRorschachBot]

Granted, but it has AIDS.

 

I wish the puppy didn't have AIDS.