Posted October 28, 2014 (edited) Granted but she is a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater... I wish all cats were able to talk... then at least i would know why mine never shuts up.. Edited October 28, 2014 by Anniepimm Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2014 I'm going to be nice here Granted, but one of the chocolate pieces have blue lipstick on it. I wish George haves a girlfriend. Thank you! You are kind indeed. Granted but she is an one eyed one horned flying purple people eater... No! Any species would have work but not a species that is a people-eater. I wish all cats were able to talk... then at least i would know why mine never shuts up.. Granted. However, it speaks in Filipino only. (My native tongue. Well, at least I'd be able to understand your cat.) I wish for a bowl of hot soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2014 Granted, but you burn your tongue on the soup. I Re-wish George had a girlfriend, Annie can't corrupt. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2014 Granted but she is a Manikin and spends all day in a shop window I wish Chocolate was free to acquire... "yum" Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2014 Granted, but things stop being special when you do them constantly. Chocolate becomes disgusting after a day of free chocolate. I wish my dead beat friend would get off his arse and start to exercise, for his own sake. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2014 Granted, but now he's so obsessed with running around that he nearly kills himself. I wish for a fish. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2014 Granted, but it's been squished onto a dish. I wish for Optimus Prime. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 28, 2014 Granted. Plastic toaster edition. I wish for tree hunnit an fiddy dorolo. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 You get 350 dorolo, utterly worthless in comparison to the dollar or any other currency out there. I wish for a fish. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 You get a fish. A piranha. A piranha that just LOVES to bite. Have fun! I wish for a PBJ. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, but it got expired already I wish for a time machine Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Here is a pocket watch for you. It is a time machine. A machine that tells time. Here. Take it. I wish for a bowl of vegetable soup. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 You got it! One bowl of vegetable soup. That's it. That's all you get from here on out, is a single bowl of vegetable soup. Enjoy! I wish for a typewriter. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) It's broken. I wish that my homework finished itself. And my tests. Even if I fail, It's still done. All I want is for it to be done without any physical effort. Edited October 29, 2014 by MyaMouse Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted! It's done, but all the answers are wrong. Also you wrote some really embarrassing stuff on there, jeez... I wish for some headphones. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 At least it's done, I just don't want to do it. It's also broken. I wish that I got all the answers correct on my homework and tests, and not have to do anything. Man, I wish that was real life. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) Here you go! You got your answers, correct? I wish for an unlimited lollipop Edited October 29, 2014 by C88 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted but I hexed the lollipops with a spell to turn anyone who eats them into a purple octopus for seven days. I wish I have a moke skin purse. So no one but me will be able to retrieve things from it. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, but it forgets that you're its owner and bites off your fingers every time you come near it. I wish for a Kryptonite frying pan so I can break it over Superman's head. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted but it is full of your dinner so you go hungry tonight I wish for all insects that bite were extinct.... Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, they all go extinct. And nothing replaces them. Say hello to mass ecological devastation and numerous extinctions. Oh, and I told the newspapers that you wished for it too, so everyone knows who to blame. I wish I had a flying saucer. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Here's your flying saucer, though I don't recommend putting food on it. I wish for a billion chocolate bars Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 (edited) Granted, but it got melted and you have to clean up the mess I wish for a dragon that will always obey my word Edited October 29, 2014 by Silverback_007 Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted. But one night, you start mumbling "kill me" in your sleep, and it overhears you and obeys without question. I wish for a 10 inch subway sandwich. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 29, 2014 Granted, but you find a small pile of maggots in it. I wish for a million dollars. Share this post Link to post
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