Corrupt-A-Wish

[blackgem14]

Granted, but it's on top of the mountain in your sig and you can't get down from the front porch.

 

I wish for a large red paperclip.

[cthulhu153]

The paper clip is so large that it crushes the earth with its weight.

I wish my essay was done and A worthy.

[Murphmario]

Granted, but you get an F.

 

I wish for a new videogame.

[blackgem14]

Granted, but it's for a device you don't own or have the money for.

 

I wish I knew everything about HTML.

[georgexu94]

Granted but HTML is no longer in use. We now have to use BBCode even in making and designing websites. (@blackgem14: You can always search it in Yahoo! or Google. There are a lot of tutorials. I can only help with basics, not with those with special effects.)

 

I wish I know how to code in CSS.

[deja]

Granted, but you wont be able to save your work.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Mirhana]

Granted. On your first grand journey as a flying human being, you crash into a Boeing 737 and die a tragic death.

 

I wish I lived in a detached house so I wouldn't have to listen to my neighbour's TV till 2 in the morning.

[Brotato]

Granted. Congratulations, you now live in a smelly old mobile home.

 

I wish I could understand women.

[Mirhana]

Granted. Now you are so overwhelmed by the complexity of their thoughts and intensity of their emotions that you slowly go insane.

 

I wish I had a butler.

[Fortis]

Granted. Mind, you're gonna wind up murdered sooner or later. As we all know, the butler did it!

 

I wish for a pet Mint dragon.

[Mirhana]

Granted. You quickly discover that even a small Mint dragon eats more food than your income can support and soon you're declared bankrupt and Minty sold at auction to cover your debts.

 

I wish for a motorcycle.

[Starscream]

You get your beautiful motorcycle, but before you can ride it, a tornado blows appart your home and you find the poor thing mangled in a silo 3 miles away.

 

I wish I had a cuddle.

[blackgem14]

Granted, it's from a porcupine and you end up in the hospital.

 

I wish my TV was another computer.

[cthulhu153]

Granted but it goes at potato speeds.

 

I wish I had a dollar.

[Mirhana]

Granted. Even the cheapest food now costs at least two dollars and you starve.

 

I wish I had a cat.

[Lindy]

Granted, but your cat dies after two weeks due to boredom.

 

I wish that I had cable.

[blackgem14]

Granted. You have a cable.

 

I wish nobody ever used than, and only used then.

[PumpkinPyromaniac]

Granted, but I still have more wishes then you.

 

I wish I was a furry/anthro fox :3

[MyaMouse]

Granted, but I still have more wishes then you.

 

I wish I was a furry/anthro fox :3

Granted. You are now an anthro fox.

 

You are hired to be the third Foxy Fox and the kids pull you apart like they did Foxy 2.0

 

I wish that I could finish Jammy Carvelii's story so I can post it already.

AND IT'S GOOD.

[cthulhu153]

His story ends where you are you are now finished with it.

I wish the guy below me has the nuclear football what can go wrong?

[blackgem14]

Girl below you. I blow myself up with the nuclear football, and you too.

 

I wish all the formatting buttons above the posting box were upside down.

[DragonKami]

Granted but you can never see them because the forum crashes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for ultimate destruction and all things to perish including myself.

[dreamtosleep]

Ehhhhhhhh, granted, but now you came back to life.

 

I wish......... that I could go be famous as a violinist.

[DragonKami]

Granted but then you wake up.

 

 

 

 

I wish this wish went wrong, can I have some water?

[Dracovicus]

Granted, you get a glass of water yourself.

 

I wish for more wishes that are original so i could corrupt them some more. (Now i need to go and pony a Abc game now