Corrupt-A-Wish

[PrinceVertigo]

Granted, but you have no choice in the matter, and eventually your travels take you to the Hunger Games, where an unfortunate series of events lead to you being killed by Miss Katniss Everdeen.

 

I wish to see all possible futures.

[Dragonhatchling]

Granted, but now that you have seen all the possible futures you have become so paranoid you can no longer do anything right to make the futures you wanted be the ones you get.

 

I wish the days were longer and that during those longer days I could spend more time outside in the forests enjoying natures instead of being stuck inside.

[PrinceVertigo]

Granted, but your immune system is near-nonexistant, so the slightest virus could kill you.

[Dragonhatchling]

I see no wish. You get a fish. A blue one.

 

I wish I could have some watermelon....

[PrinceVertigo]

Granted, but the watermelon is sentient and named Walter! Did I mention he wants to eat you?

 

I wish I was the son of Aphrodite.

[Darien]

Granted, but your now the son of Wee, Wee...

 

 

I wish I had all the money in the world...

[Brite]

Granted but it's board game money.

 

I wish I had good hair products.

[dreamtosleep]

Granted, but you misplaced them in the firewood. Uh-oh.

 

I wish that trees could scream so that no one would cut them down.

 

Oh wait, what if they screamed all the time for no reason? Uh oh.

 

Okay, I wish that creepers could fix stuff instead of blow it up.

[sailing101]

Granted, they return the world to the original condition it was in during terrain generation, so they still wreck your house.

 

I wish for pie.

Edited October 7, 2014 by sailing101

[Brite]

Granted but it's gone bad.

 

 

I wish I could get a new phone

[raykawolf]

Granted, but its screen is broken, it doesn't turn on, and it's an old flip phone that does nothing.

 

I wish I could flyyyyy

[sailing101]

Granted, Here's a pair of wings made by Daldeaus. Don't fly to close to the sun, or on days that are too hot or cold.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever grants this wish DIES

[cthulhu153]

your mother was granting the wish she dies.

I wish for a presidency

[gregregreg]

You are voted the worst president of all-time in a century.

 

I wish for a Mystery Dragon egg. Just the normal egg sprite, frozen.

[cthulhu153]

its only one pixel large

I wish to have the person who posts below me to die mwahahahaha

[gregregreg]

Well I'm still here now am I not?

 

I wish for better Internet. Seriously.

[MyaMouse]

Granted. Your internet is so good that it makes your electricity bill super big.

 

I wish for a real penny

[cthulhu153]

you get a real Penny she is incredibly annoying and is always asking for money.

I wish for the game Aliens:Isolation (what can go wrong)

Edited October 8, 2014 by cthulhu153

[MyaMouse]

you get a real Penny she is incredibly annoying and is always asking for money.

I wish for the game Aliens:Isolation (what can go wrong)

Ummm.. I don't know what that is so....

 

 

Granted. It is broken when you take it out of the case/it gives your computer/console/DS a virus.

I wish for a better day. I'm sad.

[cthulhu153]

It is 0.000000000000001% better for the last minute

I wish the person above me knew what I was talking about

[Dracovicus]

Granted, But you forget what you want in the first place.

 

I wish the PBM Make a wish and reflex whatever is coming to me back to them.

[Wends]

Granted, but I wished for you to have a slice of delicious cheese pizza that's affordable and piping hot on a plate and ready for eating. So I still win.

 

I wish that draco8967 had a slice of delicious cheese pizza that's affordable and piping hot on a plate and ready for eating.

 

Because that's kind of how draco's wish read.

[georgexu94]

Granted, and both of you get to have the pizza thrown in your faces.

 

I wish I will have seventy shiny copper coins.

[Wends]

Granted. Each is the size and weight of the RMS Titanic, and they're stacked in a pile on your head.

 

I wish my cat wasn't a lazy sack of poop.

[cthulhu153]

your cat is the same because a cat is a cat not a lazy sack of poop.

I wish it was I had a dollar.