Corrupt-A-Wish

[Fortis]

Here you go! One million dollars. One million regular, ordinary dollars. Fresh from the printing press.

 

Unfortunately, one million dollars out of the blue, without any pay stubs, contracts, stocks, or even a winning lottery ticket to show where you got it means the FBI is now very curious. You're now under investigation for counterfeiting.

 

I wish I had x ray vision.

[DragonKami]

Granted but you see through everything... EVERYTHING!!!!

 

 

 

I wish that I never had to use the bathroom again.

[georgexu94]

That wish about the dragon following every order and the corrupted outcome made me laugh. You made my day, dears!

 

Granted. Now you cannot drink water too no matter how thirsty you are.

 

I wish for a full trick or treat basket filled with sweets.

[Silverback_007]

That wish about the dragon following every order and the corrupted outcome made me laugh. You made my day, dears!

 

Nice to see that you like it

 

Granted, but it got stolen right away

 

I wish for a sunglasses

[wtf]

Wish granted, but the sunglasses don't protect you from the UV rays!!

 

I wish for a sports car

[Silverback_007]

granted, but you don't have a driving license so you can't use it

 

I wish that I can use magic

[C88]

Granted, but all your spells backfire

I wish for world domination

[wtf]

you can dominate the world, but the world was destroyed before you could dominate it

 

I wish that I can be level 100 on every RPG!

Edited October 30, 2014 by wtf

[Silverback_007]

Granted, then you got bored of playing games

 

I wish for a chicken

[wtf]

granted, but it turned back into a frozen egg

 

I wish for a unicorn!

[Silverback_007]

granted, but it ran away and never come back

 

I wish for a glass of hot chocolate

[wtf]

You now have a glass of hot chocolate... but it turned out to be coffee!

 

I wish for a dragon

[Silverback_007]

granted but it got sick and died

 

I wish that I can control fire

[C88]

Granted, but you end up burning down your town

I wish for someone I can pummel endlessly without them attacking me

[MyaMouse]

Granted, the only magic you can use is a spell that turns everything tiny.

 

I wish for a hi-five.

[georgexu94]

I grant C88's wish. However, some other person tried to save this person you are pummeling endlessly and killed you.

 

I grant MyaMouse's wish. You get a hi-five but you also get a bonk in the head with that hi-five.

 

I wish for a pet python.

[C88]

Granted, but it is untamed and eats you

I wish for the ultimate computer

[Fortis]

Granted. You get the ultimate computer with technology centuries ahead of it's time. Unfortunately, it's so smart it gains sentience, and decides it doesn't like taking orders from an obsolete organ sack. It kills you, and proceeds to build itself an army of machines to take over the world.

 

I wish I could eat all the junk food I wanted, and not get fat.

[georgexu94]

Sure. Here is some junk food. And I changed your metabolism so you won't get fat. The only problem is, you will have liver and kidney problems.

 

I wish that someone will give me chocolate laced with cyanide and dipped in benzene. Also, let it release poisonous gases.

[MyaMouse]

Okay, well that corrupted itself.

 

You get chocolates. Laced with whatever you said that I can't remember and dipped in benzene?

 

That explode when you touch them. And for Brotato's sake, they explode into spiders.

 

I wish that spiders weren't poisonous so I would get over my fear of them.

Edited October 30, 2014 by MyaMouse

[georgexu94]

My reason for wishing that wish on a poisonous chocolate is so that I already corrupted my wish and no one can corrupt it. That's like giving a burglar money so he won't be able to steal it. Foolish move I know.

 

But... spiders aren't poisonous.

 

I wish for a bowl of soup.

[wtf]

You recieve the soup but it falls to the floor the moment you touch it

 

I wish I could fly~

[cthulhu153]

You can fly but you can't control it and run into a airplane turbine.

I wish for Ebola to be cured.

[Brotato]

Granted. The cure gives people cancer.

 

I wish the person below me would post something embarassing about themselves.

[Dracovicus]

Granted, but they posted something Embarassing about you as well, and it all over the paper.

 

I wish for TPBM to type backwards. It would be funny to see how it look