Corrupt-A-Wish

[CursedFlames]

Granted, you have to work 24/7 every week after this week.

 

I wish for a wish.

[MyaMouse]

Granted! They start posting only nonsensical gibberish.

 

I wish I had an awesome picture of this gif I'm using as an avatar, but with some deal with it glasses on it.

No.

 

TPAM: Well you obviously just got that.

 

I wish for....

 

 

NOTHING.

[Charbreon]

Wish granted- but instead you got 20000 rapid kittens

 

I wish to live in the anime world.

 

Edited October 25, 2014 by Puppyloverdog10000

[octopi]

Wish granted. You now live in one of the anime worlds where all the action happens on a plane of existence hidden from normal human beings (of which you are one). Nothing changes for you, except you are now unable to contact any friends or family you previously had and will grow old knowing that there is some really cool secret stuff going on in this world you will never be able to participate in.

 

I wish for 20,000 rapid kittens.

[MyaMouse]

Granted. I don't want them. Also- Rapid?

 

I WISH FOR

 

MY CAPS LOCK

 

TO BE OFF

 

RIGHT NOW.

[MyaMouse]

GrAnTeD, bUt tHe aLtS AlL LoOk uGlY.

 

I WiSh tHaT My cApS WoUlD FiX ItSeLf.

[Blindstar97]

Granted, but now you'll always be super energetic and type way too fast. Way too fast.

 

I wish for a giant, man-eating, flying, fire-breathing sloth!

Edited October 25, 2014 by Blindstar97

[MyaMouse]

Granted. The sloth eats you.

 

I wish chatspeak didn't exist.

[Blindstar97]

Granted, but now everyone must type/speak in dead tongues.

 

I wish that a magical unicorn and a purple camel would have tea together.

[MyaMouse]

Ibi quando sum. In tea effunditur ubique.

 

Translate non sic utinam adipiscing.

 

(You said dead tongues...

 

Translation: Granted. The tea spilled everywhere. I wish that Google Translate was not so junk.)

[Blindstar97]

Granted, but now there is only one language in the world and thus translations become useless.

 

I wish that I was Force-sensitive.

[georgexu94]

Granted, but you cannot control it. It spills everywhere, causing chaos.

 

I wish for a llama.

[CursedFlames]

Granted, it eats you.

 

 

I wish for an incorruptible wish.

[georgexu94]

Granted. Now you don't get a wish. No wish means no wish to corrupt.

 

I wish for a flying broomstick that can easily be manipulated.

[WWECornSerpent]

Granted, but it only flies when you're not on it.

 

I wish the "love bugs" in Florida would go away and never come back.

[MyaMouse]

Granted. They get renamed and come back because they aren't "love bugs" anymore.

 

I wish that my clock was accurate...

[Brotato]

Granted. It's accurate for a random indeterminate timezone that you are not located in at all times. ...also it produces one spider every 60 seconds.

 

I wish for the world's best cookie.

[georgexu94]

Granted but then once you are going to eat it, it disappears.

 

I wish for my computer tower to be rid of dust.

[Brotato]

Granted, a piece of cloth magically comes and cleans it for you, because you know, you need magic to do that. But now it's full of spiders instead.

 

I wish the people I am forced to work with in real life would stop bothering me with their petty problems on the one damn day I get to actually relax.

[georgexu94]

Granted but now your work place is filled with spiders. In addition, you get to drown in silky web.

 

I wish for the spiders in my computer to vanish with no more other pests in any form would appear.

[Dracovicus]

Granted, Now they are in your monitor. You can't see your screen at all.

 

I wish for the one wish i don't wish for.

[Brotato]

Granted. ERROR 404 WISH NOT FOUND

This one pretty much corrupted itself. Nothing spider-related needed here.

 

I wish people would stop jabbing their weird fetishes into the franchises that made my childhood.

 

 

[georgexu94]

Now they jab their fetishes into franchises that made your teenage life instead.

 

I wish for exactly THIS avatar that I am currently using.

[MyaMouse]

Granted. It is still there. Obviously.

 

I wish for a pikachu!

[CursedFlames]

Granted. It kills you.

 

I wish for a