Corrupt-A-Wish

[Mirhana]

.yllamron daer ot woh wonk regnol on uoy taht stxet sdrawkcab gnidaer ot desu os teg uoy tuB .detnarG

 

I wish I lived in a castle in Scotland.

 

 

[cthulhu153]

granted it's filled with ghosts that will stop at nothing to consume your soul.

I wish for the cure to cancer.

[Brotato]

Granted. It's made and trademarked by Apple and thusly so overpriced that no one can afford it. Riots break out and the world is flung into chaos.

 

I wish for the world's most perfect dinner dish.

 

 

[Silverback_007]

granted, but you got cursed so you can only stare at it and unable to eat it

 

I wish I can walk through a wall

[Brotato]

Granted, but you also walk through floors. Or should I say, fall.

 

I wish for a big bushy mustache.

[Silverback_007]

Granted, but it grows so fast and you can't shave it quick enough. in the end it covered all of your face

 

I wish for a bar of soap

[Brotato]

Granted. Garlic and old sock-scented.

 

I wish to be able to go to the moon for two days, and back.

[Silverback_007]

Granted, but a huge comet hit the earth and destroys it so you don't have any place to go back to.

 

I wish that I can breath both on land and underwater

[Brotato]

Granted. But the Earth was destroyed by my Corrupted wish. Can't breathe in space.

 

I wish my face was on the 1$ bill.

[purplenewt]

Granted, but it's a picture of you with a load of zits on your face.

 

I wish I could get pregnant.

[georgexu94]

I grant your wish. You will however suffer pregnancy for fifteen (15) months instead of the usual nine (9). Don't worry, the child will be alive. I don't kill when I do this corruption of wish; as much as possible, I lessen the negative impact.

 

I wish that my magic spell-casting would improve.

[Mirhana]

Granted, but during training you accidentally make your entire family disappear.

 

I wish bacon would grow on trees so even vegetarians could eat it.

[purplenewt]

Granted, but then all the dogs in the world got loose and ate down all the bacon trees, and then there were none.

 

I wish people wouldn't be so rude.

[georgexu94]

I grant your wish. Now, people are so polite that it becomes annoying and they can't decide a thing.

 

Example:

James: (gesturing Brian to go first) You first.

Brian: No, you go first. It's only right.

(argument continues)

 

I am the king of llamas! I wish...

[MyaMouse]

You wish what now?

 

I wish that my brother was the nicest person on earth.

[cthulhu153]

He's so nice he wants to share this niceness with you so he gives you a lobotomy.

 

I wish for the cure to aids.

[MyaMouse]

Granted. It gives people Ebola.

 

I wish I knew what lobtomy was.

[georgexu94]

Granted. Lobotomy is the operation of cutting into a lobe, as of the brain or the lung.

 

I wish to be the king of llamas!

[MyaMouse]

Really?

 

You are king of Llamas. But they don't listen to you, because you don't speak Llama.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to Pearlridge.

[blackgem14]

Granted. Now you have to go to the Nether. You don't have any way to get back.

 

I wish my keyboard wasn't laid out weird.

[cthulhu153]

Your keyboard no longer exists.

Y'know people are wondering how we haven't cured these diseases it because of people like you.

I wish for the cure to Ebola that isn't monotized by corporations.

[MyaMouse]

Your keyboard no longer exists.

Y'know people are wondering how we haven't cured these diseases it because of people like you.

I wish for the cure to Ebola that isn't monotized by corporations.

Granted. It gives them cancer.

 

I wish that this thread actually granted wishes.

[georgexu94]

Granted but they always get corrupted.

 

I wish for me to be able to speak in llama.

[blackgem14]

Granted but now you can't speak human.

 

I wish sharks could talk.

[purplenewt]

Granted, but they only talk to you in your sleep.

 

I wish I had a big beautiful house.