Corrupt-A-Wish

[Nanashi]

Granted, but now they're in space to keep the dust away and you can't reach them.

 

I wish for a bucket of catnip!

[Path Light]

Granted but the catnip was burned

I wish that Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 can protect me

[georgexu94]

Granted but he died after protecting you.

 

I wish for a jar of sardines.

[Path Light]

Granted but it is now on fire

I wish that Red Eyes Black Dragon #3758 and Blue Eyes White Dragon #3 are around

[Nanashi]

Granted, but they're attacking you.

 

I wish my stomachache would go away...

[georgexu94]

Aww, why do people always wish that in this thread?

 

Granted. The pain instead transfer to your teeth. Now no more stomachache but there's toothache which is worse. (I apologise but magic follows the laws of conversation of mass and energy too. Pain should go somewhere.)

 

I wish that I can bend metal with only my bear hands. No need for pliers or hammer.

[Butterflyzilla]

Granted, but you wake up with actual bear paws!

 

I wish I had a pet Godzilla.

[georgexu94]

Granted, but you wake up with actual bear paws!

Haha. I thought someone would say that.

 

As for the Godzilla pet, it is granted. Now your house is destroyed, your belongings burning, and your hair is a mess. (Hmm... crazy pet)

 

Now I wish for some pillow. I wish for a soft and cuddly pillow.

[Nanashi]

Granted, but it's only a inch wide, and everything else is hard as rock.

 

I wish for a antique clock.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but the minute you get it the clock turns to dust.

 

I wish for more guardians of nature.

[Nanashi]

Granted but they all died a minute after you got them.

 

I wish I had something to do...

[pikapika555]

Granted, you play Dragon Cave. But that is all you can do for the rest of your life.

 

I wish for all the Cheese dragons in the world.

[Nanashi]

Granted, but you ate all of them when you got hungry.

 

I wish I could get this song out of my head... Because it's really creepy.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but now the nyan cat song is stuck in your head.

 

I wish for a

[Nanashi]

(Good, I like that song. MUAHAHA!)

 

Granted, but now your house is so bright and rainbow-covered that you automatically get headaches.

 

I wish my friend would come back online.

[PrinceVertigo]

Granted, but your internet is gone forever.

 

I wish I had a bubble butt.

Edited May 28, 2014 by PrinceVertigo

[pikapika555]

Granted, but it pops.

 

I wish I could talk like those "leet" people.

[Nanashi]

Granted, but because the granter has no clue what you're talking about, all you can say now is 'leet.'

 

I wish I had a derpicarp.

[PrinceVertigo]

Granted, but instead of battling, it spends all day watching Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail, trying to teach its owner proper humor.

 

I wish I had angelic wings, but remained human.

[Nanashi]

Granted, but those angelic wings don't work and they're invisible.

 

I wish that they'd post already.

[PrinceVertigo]

Granted, but their post explicitly states that they want no further contact with you and that anymore unwanted contact will result in a lawsuit.

 

I wish I never forgot anything.

Edited May 28, 2014 by PrinceVertigo

[Nanashi]

Granted... But they've been twisted into terrifying things. And you can't forget anything.

 

I wish I had a powerful die.

[pikapika555]

Granted, but because the granter cannot understand your grammar, he says "you are die" and leaves. Nothing happens.

[PrinceVertigo]

Granted, but becuase you didn't wish for anything, nothing happened.

 

I wish to be in the X-Men universe, and to be a mutant.

Edited May 29, 2014 by PrinceVertigo

[octopi]

Granted. You...wait, what? Seriously? I don't think you thought this through. You are now a member of an ostracized group in an extremely racist universe. You are not fortunate enough to be one of the ones with badass or even useful powers. You die slowly of diseases and hypothermia on the streets.

 

I wish for the ability to jump to fictional universes.