Corrupt-A-Wish

[DragonKami]

Granted but you decide not to see them.

 

 

 

 

I wish I could play super smash bros U.

[georgexu94]

Granted but I put a virus in the game.

 

I wish the person below me would play badminton with me.

[Brotato]

Granted. The match was due to start 42 hours ago and you missed it.

 

I wish my home internet wasn't so crappy.

[Mirhana]

Granted. Your home internet goes up to 1 TB/s. Unfortunately, all the sites you want to visit have serious server problems and are unavailable 99% of the time.

 

I wish for an elevator in my house so I don't have to walk the stairs.

[Anniepimm]

granted but all the buttons are to high for you to reach

 

 

I wish i had a TARDIS

[dreamtosleep]

Granted, but Rose blows it up.

 

I wish for a rotten pumpkin.

[Dracovicus]

Granted, but it turn into the Pumpkin King and kills you, making you a Zombie, which starts the whole World War Z, again.

 

I wish for the wish of a life time and the wish of a hell lifetime. The Wish I want is the Wish of the Wish, where the Wish is the Wish of that Wish. There no Wish of that Wish so I want that Wish of the Wish.

 

(Solve it than try and corrupt it.)

[georgexu94]

No wish. A paradox wish does not count. That's an infinity wish so I will be forced to give you a circle. Here.

 

I wish the beautiful girl below me would play badminton with me. (Boys are so aggressive. *inserts annoyance*)

[Mirhana]

Granted. You turn out to be so bad at badminton it's embarassing, and you're laughed at by two dozen girls while you try to run away in shame.

 

I wish for a Pokemon MMORPG.

[DragonKami]

Granted but when you go to play it, it corrupts your gaming system every time.

 

 

I wish for a corrupted wish of the wish that is a glass of water.

[Brotato]

Granted. You were going to get an empty glass, but now the glass is full of spiders.

 

I wish for a time machine.

[Mirhana]

Granted. You are now your own grandpa.

 

I wish I was good at archery.

[purplenewt]

Granted, but unfortunately your best friend is not so good at archery, and when you try to show him/her how to do it, he/she breaks your equipment.

 

I wish it rained ice cream, like Dip-n-dots.

[georgexu94]

I shall grant your wish. You will get a rainshower of ice cream. However, it all melts to the streams and underground water, polluting the land and water.

 

I wish that I can be disciplined in the traditional Roman way.

 

(This game is good for me. It helps me think creatively as well let out my dreams and wishes and I get to be reminded that it is better for me to earn my wish rather than ask for it from a genie. Keep the game active!)

[PumpkinPyromaniac]

Granted. You are now an anthro fox.

 

You are hired to be the third Foxy Fox and the kids pull you apart like they did Foxy 2.0

*cries slowly*

 

Granted, but they're speaking in a language you don't understand, and are sending to off to the colosseum.

 

 

I wish that the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom was cleaner.

[DragonKami]

Granted! One day you decide to clean your dusty laptop, while on the Fandom site thingy.

 

 

I wish that I had my blaziken from HeartGold, and it didn't go crazy and kill me or something.

Edited November 12, 2014 by DragonKami

[Naraku]

Granted, but your Blaziken's data is corrupted and cannot be used.

 

I wish I have the game Disgaea 4: A Promise Revisited.

[rendragyn]

Granted, but every time you play it Prinnys turn up at your front door wanting to play it too.

 

I wish copper eggs were easier to catch in DC.

[Phenri]

Granted, but they will all run away to the wilderness once rgown up fully.

 

I wish for a CB Bluesang.

[georgexu94]

I will grant your wish. I shall send it to you over a trade. You check your trades then was happy that georgexu94 gave you the CB Blusang. However, it died while still a hatchling due to low views. Requisat in pace, dear Blusang.

 

I wish for a midnight blue travelling cloak.

[Brotato]

Granted! OH SNAP! A HURRICANE aaaand there it goes... sorry.

 

I wish for a million dollar bill.

[georgexu94]

Granted, but when you use it, the seller or the service provider cannot give you change for that. So you better buy something worth one million dollars.

 

I wish for a bowl of cat food.

[DragonKami]

Granted, You get a empty bowl with a super heavy bag of cat food in it.

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a hundred rare candies that make me level up when I eat them, and I don't hyper age or anything.

[georgexu94]

Yuck! I can't grant you that wish. It violates the rules.

 

I wish for a bowl of Scooby Snacks.

[Naraku]

Granted, but Scooby appears out of nowhere and eats all the Scooby Snacks before you could even get a single bite...

 

I wish I could solve any math problems quickly.