Corrupt-A-Wish

[Jass]

Granted, but then, he dies after you just married him. (LOL, random)

 

I wish I can become a Puella Magica girl!

[Hazel360]

Granted, but the Fortune Fairies went deaf from listening to dubstep and granted the wish to someone else. To make up for that, they transformed you into a sardine.(No idea where that came from)

 

I wish my tears would turn to pearls.

[DragonRescue]

Wish granted, but your tears transform fast and get stuck on your face, giving your pearly hard lumps where your tear stopped

 

 

I wish I could own a pegasus

[Htt71]

Granted, but it is a wing amputee...

 

I wish this thread was more active.

[TheTron852]

Granted, but the other threads in the forum stopped being active.

 

I wish I had an infinite watermelon reserve.

 

((*looks at sha_sha's answer* ... *facepalm* Really?))

Edited September 19, 2013 by TheTron852

[Happy_Mask_Saleswoman]

Granted, but now the whole world is covered in watermelons

 

I wish that I didn't have homework

[TheTron852]

Granted, but you get periodical memory losses.

 

I wish that I had Clockwork Assault Rifle.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it comes with a defect and doesn't work.

 

I wish I could rewind time.

Edited September 19, 2013 by Hazel360

[Tiga]

Granted, but you went back in time so far that you were the only living thing in space cause the earth hadn't been made.

 

I wish I had a castle made of marshmallows.

[FeuerOkami]

You get it it's just but sugar to much that you unfortunately a sugar shock gets

 

I wish i get a Ice coffee

 

Edited September 19, 2013 by FeuerOkami

[Tiga]

Granted, but it is so icy that it gives you a massive brain freeze and you die. Also the coffee beans used to make it were poisoned.

 

I wish that I can eat pie.

[FeuerOkami]

UPS after eating you realize that the pie no longer was the freshest

 

 

I wisch i have a new

Dragon Plushie

 

[Tiga]

Granted, but then a monster dog comes and ruins it and then buried it in Atlantis.

 

I wish for a big piggy bank

[FeuerOkami]

You get it but sorry its emty

 

 

 

 

I wisch that someone removed this hideous pink car

 

[Tiga]

Granted, but it has been replaced with an even brighter, more hideous and bigger pink car.

 

I wish that I could eat wires

Edited September 19, 2013 by Tiga

[FeuerOkami]

You can but keep the next place is the hospital

 

 

I wisch i became a owl ^^

[Tiga]

Granted, but then Thunderclan saw you as a predator and killed you.

 

I wish I could make a house from sticky tape.

[FeuerOkami]

You can, but it was a very bad idea ,the House became a trap sorry abaut that

 

I wish i have a better

Trainee this wan is terribel

 

[MasterWeavile898]

You can, whenever I figure out WHaT you even said.

 

I wish I could figure out WHaT abstractus to allocate already. (If you get THaT you can totally screw me up)

[FeuerOkami]

Borrowing from Latin abstractum neuter of abstractus (“drawn away”). I hope I got that right use Declaration

 

 

I wish i becam ,a good idear to Draw ^^

[MasterWeavile898]

(You didn't get it.)

 

Sure, I think.

 

I wish I could go to bed right now

[LibbyLishly]

Granted. But the curse of Rip Van Winkle falls upon you and you sleep for a thousand years.

 

I wish I could play the fiddle like Natalie MacMaster.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you lose your arms in an accident. u.u

 

I wish there were no Directioners in my class.

[Denwayasha]

Granted, but your class is now filled with Beliebers

 

I wish I could catch the eggs I want...

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you don't want any eggs.

 

I wish it would actually snow.