Corrupt-A-Wish

[Abandonship]

Granted, but it's the only Pokemon in the world and the government takes it away from you.

 

I wish I could fly into space without dying.

[SpiritOfSakura]

Granted, but now you're stranded in space and can never get back home.

 

I wish today was Friday.

[DragonKami]

Granted but it is friday 200 years from now.

 

 

I wish i had a blaziken and it was my best friend but nothing bad happened.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but only in your imagination.

 

I wish Saint Tail was real.

[DragonKami]

Granted but only in your imagination

 

 

 

I wish i had some candy.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it gives you diarrhea for 3 days.

 

I wish I was never bored.

[DragonKami]

Granted but you never have fun.

 

 

 

I wish i did not HAVE TO use the bathroom.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you stay constipated for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I didn't have to eat.

[DragonKami]

Granted but you just starve forever.

 

 

 

I wish you made a wish.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but the wish fairies bonk your head with a radish for giving them trouble.

 

I wish I had blue eyes.

[DragonKami]

Granted... You spill blue dye in your eye.

 

 

 

I wish you wished that i wished that you wished for me to make aa wish.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you took too long to make the wish, so the wish fairies didn't grant it.

 

I wish lobsters could talk.

[DragonKami]

Granted but then they all take over the world.

 

 

 

 

I wish i had some more rice.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it's inedible.

 

I wish everyone had green hair.

[DragonKami]

Granted but everyones hair falls out.

 

 

 

I wish that i get a apple in my hand.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it's rotten.

 

I wish there were no Directioners or Beliebers in the world.

[LibbyLishly]

Granted, but the Gagaites and the Swiftlings get significantly more obnoxious than the Beliebers ever were.

 

I wish I had a perfect tan without the risk of cancer.

Edited September 16, 2013 by LibbyLishly

[DragonKami]

Granted but everyone tears you apart because you have the perfect tan.

 

 

 

I wish I didnt HAVE TO eat.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but you die.

 

I wish my nails would never break.

[DragonKami]

Granted but your nail grow so big they strangle you in your sleep.

 

 

 

I wish i had a hammer.

 

 

 

[Hazel360]

Granted, but it's a haunted hammer that attempts to injure you.

 

I wish I was famous.

[Jass]

Granted, you are now the most famous and wanted Villain of the world.

 

 

I wish Vocaloids are real...

[Hazel360]

Granted, but they are notorious for crimes against music.

 

I wish chickens would achieve World domination.

[LibbyLishly]

Granted. I don't even think I need to corrupt that wish; it's pretty doggone corrupt already. 0.o

 

I wish I had gotten more done today; this is embarrassing.

[Hazel360]

Granted, but in compensation, you wake up in a trash can and are kidnapped.

 

I wish I was a ninja.