Corrupt-A-Wish

[tigerra79]

Granted! It eats all your clothes. O.o

 

I wish for an oil- slicked penguin that I get to clean up and it won't eat me.

[DragonGirl10188]

GRANTED! But it has the curse of the ninja clowns. *ninja clowns kill you whenever it waddles* Muahaha. The penguin didn't kill you :>D <--- Penguin emoticon fail.

 

*dirty thoughts*

Eats all my clothes?

 

I wish for a thing that won't harm me, make me regret I wished this, embaress me, nor freak me out.

 

 

[skyress2000]

granted. you have no fun in your life because it just sleeps all the time.

btw, u can't wish incorruptible wishes.

 

I wish that the dance has good pizza.

[tigerra79]

Granted, it's so good you eat it all and explode.

 

I wish that this boy at school whose guts I hate would disappear.

[skyress2000]

granted, but you turn out to like him.

 

I wish for my face to be busted.

[Ardrea]

Granted, now it looks like Justin Bieber. MUAHAHAHA!!

 

I wish I had.....A SHRUBERY!

Edited October 14, 2011 by Ardrea

[DragonGirl10188]

Granted, but it died. *What is a shruberry x3?*

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for >.<

[Haydogs]

Granted! But it destroyed the world >.<

 

I wish i could breath under water.

[DragonGirl10188]

Granted! But now you are the only thing in the world that can. Lonelyness

 

I wish for another million wishes.

 

 

[pbdog]

Granted, but you waste them on pointless stuff.

 

I wish for attention.

[Haydogs]

Granted! But the attention was the bad kind of attention, and you were put in jail!

 

I wish that i had a million dollars.

Edited October 17, 2011 by Haydogs

[pbdog]

Granted. You robbed a bank to get it and they used it to pay off your bonds.

 

I wish I could draw better.

[Haydogs]

Granted! But in order for this to happen, all of the drawing/paining materials in the world we destroyed.

 

I wish that...everyone could feel happy for once

Edited October 17, 2011 by Haydogs

[Ardrea]

Granted, once and only once. Thanks a lot.

 

I wish I had perfect memory when it comes to book, instead of remembering (and reciting) quotes from movies I saw years ago.

[dr.bieber229]

Granted you remember one letter from a book : A

 

 

I wish that I had a nice dragon that loves my friends, my family, and me and never eats people, and is real and it flies me to school has wigs and is as big as my 2 story house.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but it accidentally falls VERY FAST over you.

 

I wish i had 60 dollars. /Portal2ref

[clara954]

Granted, but then it gets stolen five seconds later.

 

I wish dragons could grow up faster.

[pbdog]

Granted, but it causes so many problems that they have to shut the site down. :C

 

I wish I knew something that the rest of the world didn't.

[clara954]

Granted, but you forget everything else you knew.

 

I wish the genie would stop following me around.

[missHPfan2]

Granted, but it leaves you and doesn't grant you any more wishes.

 

I wish all my characters and the worlds they live in were real.

[Ardrea]

Grantd, but you never get to see it.

 

I wish I had a samuri sword.

[Feather-Dragon]

Granted, but then you accidentally cut yourself.

 

I wish I was a bird. ^^

Edited October 19, 2011 by Feather-Dragon

[Catlover3288]

Granted, But the other birds don't accept you and you feel lonely.

 

I wish I could have a nyan cat in real life.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but it gets eaten by a dog.

 

 

I wish I had a big cup of peppermint tea, with peppermint extract, and peppermint mocha creamer.

[TheDarkCynder]

Granted, but you become allergic to tea.

 

I wish I had a time machine.